YOUNG MEN AND FIRE (22) 05/22/2000 10:00p
The first season finale. Jimmy still loves Kim. Yokas doesn’t know the difference between Playstation and Nintendo. Davis made it 50 weeks longer than anyone thought he would. Jimmy would do his job for free.

{taking a pregnancy test}
Yokas: Don’t turn red…holy Mary Mother of God.

{carrying a heavyset woman down the stairs}
Kim: Wow, this woman’s had a few too many Chalupas.
Bobby: That’s not funny.

Kim: I’m a horrible person.
Bobby: Why?
Kim: Jimmy came over last night.
Bobby: What’d he want?
Kim: He left this morning.

Sully: We had a pool going.
Davis: A pool for what?
Sully: How long you’d stay. I said four days.
Davis: Four days?
Sully: I wanted two, but Bosco got that first.
Davis: So who won?
Sully: Yokas. She had two weeks. That was the longest anybody guessed.

Yokas: Only you could segue from Verde to your Victor. Not today Bos, I’m warning you.
Bosco: It was Puccini, not Verde.

{after Jimmy rappels down several floors to save Doc and Carlos}
Carlos :This is a hell of a way to make a living.
Jimmy: Don’t tell the mayor…I’d do it for free.

Kim: Jimmy rappelled off the roof?
Doc: Yeah, took us out a window. Good thing too. A couple more minutes up there we’d of been toast.
Bobby: Long way down.
Kim: Crazy son of a bitch.

Man: Hey officer, what is going on?
Sully: I’d have to say it looks like a fire. 400-pound man just jumped off the roof carrying a television set. Two firemen had to catch him.

{to the ex-firefighter}
Sully: I’ll tell you what, when you come back make sure and wear your big hat and your yellow coat and that way we’ll know to let you through.

Sully: I wish to hell they’d keep the back door at Bellevue shut.

Yokas: Ma’am, did you call 9-1-1 to have us come up here and turn off your kid’s Nintendo?
Bosco: Playstation. It’s a Playstation.

Yokas: I’m pregnant.
Bosco: Congratulations…No?
Yokas: Not even close.

{at the scene of an accident involving a taxi}
Man: I thought the mayor had you guys cracking down on these maniacs.
Sully: Well, between arresting homeless people and busting jaywalkers, our plate’s pretty full.

Kim: I thought pastrami gave you heartburn.
Bobby: Nah.
Kim: Yeah, that’s what you said last time.
Bobby: I’ll take a couple of Tums.
Kim: The way you were bitching and belching last time, you better take a couple rolls.

Jimmy: I feel kinda weird.
Kim: Yeah, you just got shot.
Jimmy: Ain’t that a bitch.

{to Kim after he gets shot}
Jimmy: I knew we should have called in sick today.

{to Kim about Jimmy}
Bobby: You talk about him all the time. You worry about him. Hell, half the time you want to stab him with a kitchen knife, the other half you can’t keep your hands off him. Maybe for you that’s true love.

{to Doc}
Morales: Where have you been all my life?