WELCOME TO CAMELOT (01) 09/23/1999 10:00p
The very first episode. Remember when the whole cast was in every episode? Remember when Kim had peanut butter on her shoe? Remember how sad you were that Jerry got shot, despite the fact that you didn't know him well at all? Remember when Bobby was alive? Remember when Bosco was a uniformed cop?

{about Bosco's driving}
Yokas: Damn, Bos, you're giving me whiplash.

Yokas: Okay, look, just um...
{Bosco jumps out of the car and starts chasing after Pee-Wee}
Yokas: ...jump out of the car and leave me sitting here again.

{to Bosco when he decides to go after Pee-Wee on foot}
Yokas: We have a car!

{"Bosco is a dick" is written on the side of Bosco and Yokas' car}
Sully: A lot of people might have written that.
Bosco: What is that supposed to mean?

{about Bosco}
Sully: How do you do it everyday?
Yokas: I just think of him as one of my kids. Puts it in a whole new perspective.
Bosco: If we're gonna go, let's go!
Sully: Most kids grow up.

{they are trying to get to an accident scene and the car in front of them won't move - said over the loud speaker}
Bobby: Move right please.
Kim: Your other right!
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Kim: Oh, yeah, the horn! Why the hell didn't we think of that?!

{Yokas and Bosco are directing traffic at an accident scene}
Man: Excuse me, I have to get through. I live just on the other side.
Bosco: Hey Yokas. Yokas! We got ourselves a big problem here. This guy, he lives just on the other side and he has to get through. Hey everybody! Get the hell out of the way! This guy needs to get through.
Man: That's okay, man.
Bosco: Come on. You drive, I'll shoot anybody that gets in your way.
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{about Carlos}
Kim: Doc, what?s the new kid's name?
Doc: New Kid.

{about the woman who caused the accident}
Yokas: She stiff when she came in?
Bartender: I look clairvoyant?

{to the woman who caused the accident}
Yokas: We'll pass the time watching the M.E. bag the bodies of the people you just killed.

Woman: Hey, Sully. You've been losing some weight.
Sully: Oh yeah. End of the week I'll be in a thong.

{about Dana}
Kim: Bobby, I saw how mad she was. There is no way you didn't sleep with her.

{about Dana}
Kim: What's the matter with you? She's great. She's smart, she's funny, she's pretty, sexy.
Bobby: Maybe you should sleep with her.

{about Kim's taste in men}
Bobby: Jimmy Doherty.
Kim: It was a weak moment.
Bobby: Kim, you married him.
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{to Davis}
Sully: You don't have to wear your hat in the car.

Davis: {over radio} 10-4, over and out.
Sully: "Over and out"?

{to Carlos}
Jerry: You look like you workout.
{Jerry grabs Carlos' ass}

{to Davis}
Sully: If anything big happens your ass is definitely staying in the car.

{a man asks Bosco for directions}
Bosco: Do I look like an information kiosk to you?

{Sully takes a call for a couple of drunks fighting}
Bosco: Man's my hero.

Kim: Hot damn, I love this job.

{they are taking their time walking to a call}
Davis: Shouldn't we at least be jogging or something?
Sully: What? Do you think one of your relatives is involved?

{to Davis}
Sully: They puke on you at the academy too?

Bosco: 220 horses, I got a gun, a siren, a tank full of city gas. Don't you love it!
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{to the woman who said a clown was looking in her window}
Yokas: So this clown, how old was he?
Bosco: Yeah, in clown years.

Sully: Our job. What are we doing out here?
Davis: Enforcing the law.
Sully: No, we're solving problems. We go from job to job solving problems as quickly as we can.

Sully: Bosco couldn't find his ass with both hands and a map.

{to Bosco, about Sully}
Yokas: Think he's pissed? I think he's pissed.

Bosco: Waffle?
Yokas: Oh absolutely. Watch out for that dog!
{Bosco slams on the brakes and the clown slams into the cage}
Yokas: Boy, driving around the city can be really dangerous. Huh?!
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Yokas: You know you can be a real jerk, you know that?
Bosco: But you love me anyway right? Huh? Right?

{to Davis}
Sully: I'm not your father, I'm your partner. Just like I was his partner. And I'm not about to call your mother and tell her you're dead. I made that call to her once already. Look, you want to get yourself killed you do it on somebody else's watch.

{to Doc, Kim, Carlos, and Bobby - about Jerry}
Dana: We'll take good care of him, guys. I promise.