UNLEASHED (64) 04/29/2002 9:00p
The second half of the crossover with that "ER" show. But the important thing here is the Joey/Jimmy duet of the Barenaked Ladies song "If I Had A Million Dollars."


{to a prisoner}
Bosco: You’re pissing me off. Walk faster or I’ll put my foot up your ass.

Jimmy: Guess what we’re doing tonight?
Joey: What?
Jimmy: Look at that. We’re cleaning this house, all right?
Joey: But Dad, why don’t we just get a maid?
Jimmy: A maid? What? You think I got a million dollars?

{about Bosco}
Dr. Lewis: He’s wound a little tight.

Yokas: I got two kids. One of them ever went missing, Bosco’s the guy I’d want looking for them.

Dr. Lewis: Drug addiction’s a disease. It’s recognized as a disease by the American Psychiatric Association.
Yokas: What about Pedophilia? Isn’t that recognized as a disease? You want a child molester raising a kid?

Dr. Lewis: Chloe didn’t hurt Suzy.
Yokas: No, she lost her.

{to Jimmy}
Walsh: One thing hasn’t changed. You still can’t sing worth a damn.

Jimmy: I need the practice. Joey’s getting a little tired of my specialties.
DK: How long’s it take to get tired of toast?

Jimmy: You ever tried to scrub old cheese out of a skillet? I got that special grease cutting detergent, they don’t have anything for cutting day-old caked on cheddar, let me tell you. Same thing with laundry. I mean everything "new and improved" but they don’t tell me what I should buy if I want to get a little grape juice out of a school tie…{they are playing cards} Sorry fellas, Gin.
{everyone stares at Jimmy}
Jimmy: What?
DK: You’re scaring me, man.
Lt. Johnson: "Grease cutting detergent"?

{when they are at the morgue to see if a body is Suzy}
Yokas: You just take your time and you do this when you’re ready.
Dr. Lewis: Would you ever be?
Yokas: No.

{Jimmy is tied to DK and they are lowering Jimmy off the roof}
DK: I don’t know if I can hold you Jimmy.
Jimmy: I got faith brother.

{Jimmy is tied to DK}
Jimmy: You guys aren’t gonna let me fall, right?
DK: You go, I go, brother.

{about how Chloe used to be}
Dr. Lewis: She was the best. What the hell happened to that sister? Who do I see about getting her back?

Yokas: Sometimes all we got is our feet.

{to Gerald, the kidnapper}
Yokas: You have the right to remain silent. And unless you want me to leave you alone in the car with my partner, I would suggest that you use it.

Proctor: I’ll be right back with your Tetanus shot.
Bosco: Oh, come on Proctor, those are a killer.
Proctor: Hey, don’t try to take away one of the only joys I have left in my job.

Dr. Lewis: I was looking for Officer Boscorelli.
Proctor: Don’t let him run away. He’s afraid of needles.