TRUE LOVE (34) 01/22/2001 10:00p
Lomardo punches Jimmy. Bosco punches his mother’s boyfriend. Sully doesn’t punch anybody.

{voiceover}
Bosco: I never put much faith in love. It’s okay for chick flicks and greeting cards, but you don’t see much out here to convince you there’s really something to it. I said "I love you" a couple times, when a girl was looking at me like if I didn’t say it I was going to be sleeping by myself that night.

{JJ, the suspect Bosco is chasing, jumps two stories and lands badly}
Bosco: What? You figure you were gonna bounce?

{Yokas is limping}
Bosco: You do something to your leg?
Yokas: Yeah I did something to my leg. I followed my moron partner when he jumped over the Grand Canyon back there.

Yokas: Where are you going now?
Bosco: I don’t know, I thought I’d catch him before he gets away.

{Kim is showing off new boots that she got}
Kim: Laugh all you want now, but you’re gonna be begging for a pair of these puppies next time we have to stand in the snow for two hours.
Doc: When do we ever have to stand in the snow for two hours?
Bobby: Never.
Jimmy: What the hell are those?
Bobby: Kim’s entering the Iditarod.

{to Jimmy}
Lombardo: You better grow some eyes in the back of your head! You hear me?!

Tatiana: Policeman has good benefit, right?
Sully: Pretty good. You? The benefits?
Tatiana: No. But, I wear short skirt, so…I get good tips.

Jimmy: Every time I get something good in my life I have to screw it up.

{to a kid he is searching}
Bosco: Well, what do we have here? Huh? Illegal narcotics? I am shocked and dismayed.

{to Mac}
Bosco: My partner here thinks drugs should be legalized. What do you think, huh? That’d cut into your livelihood, wouldn’t it?

{to Yokas and Bosco about Mac} Nurse: Park him over there, we’ll try to get to him before Easter.

Davis: You got a good job, you’re a nice guy. Maybe she’s looking for stability.
Sully: You make me sound like a table.

Kim: What sounds romantic?
Davis: Sully’s neighbor’s got the hots for him.
Kim: Ooh.
Davis: Tatiana. Trying to figure out the right thing for them to do on their first date.
Kim: Have sex. Davis: Okay.
Sully: On the first date?
Kim: Yeah, get it out of the way up front. You know, otherwise you’re thinking about it, she’s thinking about it. That way if it’s lousy you don’t have to waste any more time on a second date.
Bobby: "Tatiana." Sounds exotic.
Davis: She’s Ukrainian.
{Kim makes a purring noise}
Bobby: Really? Hey Sully, not for nothing, but I knew this girl, Russian girl, she was a stripper. Nice, bro. They keep it real.
Sully: All right! Will everybody just shut-up please?!
{Doc and Carlos walk in}
Carlos: What about Russian girls?
Sully: Nothing,
Bobby: Sully got a hot Commie chick after him.
Carlos: She have any friends?
Doc: Friends that are desperate?

{about the Lombardo/Jimmy fight}
Carlos: It took five of us to pull him off.
Doc: "Us"? You were eating Cheerios.

Kim: {reading Sully’s fortune} "Love is priceless, true love irreplaceable."
Doc: Well, that’s profound.

{to Jimmy about what happened to his face}
Brooke: This is not one of those fire stories that’s going to keep me up at night, is it?

Bosco: Beating women is as American as the Fourth of July.

{to Jimmy}
Taylor: You know, for a guy who’s had a lot of women, you sure as hell don’t know much about them.

{imitating a woman}
Davis: Is there something wrong with me? Is my butt too big? Is he gay?

Bosco: Sorry I got you into this.
Yokas: I could have stayed in the car.

Bosco: I knew what I was doing. If that gets me fired, so be it.

Tatiana: Do you like sex, John? Because I like sex.

Bosco: Thank you…for sticking around.
Yokas: You bet.