THE TYS THAT BIND (28) 11/06/2000 10:00p
Somebody has a secret. Only now it’s not a secret. That makes Davis mad. People defile hotdogs. That makes Sully mad. Somebody is throwing bricks. That makes everybody mad.

Davis: You don’t think this is boring?
Sully: I like it boring.

Sully: Let me tell you, the day you work buy and bust is the day you---
Davis: ---Is the day you do a sit-up. Ooh.
Sully: The day you work buy and bust is the day that I---
Davis: ---Is the day you eat a salad. Ooh.

Doc: Well, you can’t duck if you don’t see it coming.

Sully: I don’t think you should go. She could be a stalker. Could be a cop groupie or a badge bunny, one of those kind of people. You don’t want that.
Davis: Yes I do.

{about a body in a dumpster}
Davis: You think that she was dead when she got tossed?
Sully: Dead or unconscious. I rather doubt that she went down a 15 -story garbage chute voluntarily.

{about the body in the dumpster who keeps getting buried by stuff coming down the garbage chute}
Sully: We’re going to have to keep track of the at-death and after-death injuries.
Davis: Coroner’s not going to be here for an hour. She’s getting buried already.
Sully: I don’t hear her complaining.
Davis: Could we get a little respect for the dead?

{about the body in the dumpster}
Sully: Great, now the detectives are going to think she got appled to death.

{to Gwen about Davis}
Sully: Seriously, he’s my partner and everything, but, uh, he’s a heartbreaker.

{to Gwen}
Davis: Sully thinks he’s my father. You know, I guess I shouldn’t be out on a school night.

Davis: How about we spend a day up in the Bronx. Hang out with the lions and tigers and bears.
Gwen: I’m not saying it.
Davis: Come on. Live a little.
Gwen: Oh, my.
Davis: All right, that was pretty cheesy. That was cheesy, I’m sorry.

{to Davis}
Sully: What was I supposed to say? "Let’s go have some lunch, oh yeah, and by the way, your dad had a second family"?

Yokas: Did you get anything?
Davis: Suspect’s taller than four feet.

Sully: Ever see these people that pile on the condiments? Ketchup, relish, kraut, onions, chili…I tell you, it breaks my heart, defiling a perfectly good wiener when it can be simply and elegantly complimented with the all-American zest of yellow mustard.

Davis: Gwen, I’m not your brother, okay? You were a mistake.

{to Davis}
Bosco: There’s a few things I want clear up-front. Police work’s all about the law of averages, all right? Common sense. You see a black guy driving in a nice car we pull him over, if the car is obviously not his. I don’t want to hear any whining about profiling, all right? If there’s gold rims on a Lexus it ain’t stolen. If there’s that stupid neon chasing around a license plate, don’t waste my time.

{about riding with Davis}
Bosco: Ah, great. I get to spend the day riding around with a totem pole.

Davis: People do crazy things without being crazy.

Bosco: Know what I threw off the roof of my school once? A cat.
Davis: What?
Bosco: It was already dead. Biology bisection.
Davis: Dissection.
Bosco: Yeah. We wanted to see if it would still land on its feet.

{Bosco is showing Davis what he does for fun – the person he is describing is the person that he is talking to}
Bosco: …what’d that witness say? Said he was nicely dressed but a bit out of style. You know what? That doesn’t matter. More importantly, there’s a very distinguishing characteristic: male pattern baldness.

Bosco: Damn it, Davis, I thought my family was screwed up. Dad kept busy, huh? Like father like son.

{about Davis’ father}
Bosco: Two women Davis, and he pulled it off. That’s a man among men.

Bosco: I didn’t expect we’d hit it off. You’re all right, Davis.
Davis: Thank you, sir.
{to Davis}
Bosco: You are a God. You know, we ought to start our own religion.

{to Davis}
Kim: You know what my theory is? Men and women should avoid each other most of the time.

{to Davis about Davis’ father}
Sully: He was no saint, but he took care of the people he loved.