THE LOST (23) 10/02/2000 10:00p
Don’t piss off Yokas or she’ll hit you with a dirt clod. Don’t splash Sully with puddles or he’ll chase you. Don’t bury Sully alive or he’ll have a breakdown. Do find that guy that’s buried alive.

{voiceover}
Sully: Everybody has something that makes their skin crawl. Something that wakes them up from a deep sleep in the middle of the night. Drenched in sweat…reaching for the bedside lamp.

Jimmy: Busy night.
Kim: Oh, the usual stupidity.

Jimmy: Your hair looks nice.
Kim: It’s in a ponytail.

{Sully drops the keys in the sewer}
Davis: You know what we need to do, is get you one of them big-ass key-chains like they have at the gas station bathrooms. Air filter on the end of it.

Davis: What are going to cite ‘em for? Assault on a police officer with a puddle?

{when they find the shovel in the back of the crashed car}
Bosco: What do you think? Trying to get the fall wheat before that first frost? Heavily armed farmers in Manhattan. What’s the world coming to?

Fred: You need a good breakfast to get you through the day.
Yokas: What are you, like Mr. Nutrition now?
Fred: That’s what my mother used to tell me when I was a kid.
Yokas: Oh, super, some more nuggets from Shirley.

Bobby: So what are they gonna do, postpone the wedding ‘til Jimmy’s back on his feet?
Kim: I don’t think they’ve set a date yet.
Bobby: Oh, great. Gives you a little more time to work, huh?

{to Bobby}
Kim: You ever get tired of being better then everyone else?

Bosco: I am a God.
Sully: What?
Yokas: Ignore Zeus.

Bosco: Hey, Davis, you ever had eight?
Davis: Eight what?
Yokas: Eight lies.

{about Carlos}
Kim: Guy still has the first nickel he ever made.

Bosco: FBI, whoopee. Now things are really gonna get screwed up.

Yokas: What is it, just like a few hundred square miles in Manhattan? I wonder how long it’ll take to dig that up.

{searching for the buried guy}
Bosco: Don’t they have dogs for this?
Yokas: Yeah, but the dog’s time’s more valuable.

Bosco: You know, those search and rescue dogs. They go into the rubble and find lost people, or they hunt down escaped convicts in the swamp.
Yokas: "The swamp"?

{Bosco is giving Yokas a hard time about the fact that she hasn’t told Fred about the pregnancy yet}
Bosco: You gotta tell him.
{Yokas throws a clump of dirt at Bosco and it hits him in the back of the head}
Bosco: Ouch.
Yokas: I warned you.
Bosco: You just hit me with a dirt clod.
Yokas: You’re lucky I didn’t hit you in the head with a brick.

Sully: Dig around out here long enough Bosco, you might find Jimmy Hoffa.

{about Walter, the bird}
Carlos: If he craps in there I ain’t cleanin’ it up.

{about the doctor who gives him stitches}
Carlos: Where the hell did that guy train, Baghdad?
Doc: Be thankful you didn’t need a rectal.

{about Walter}
Carlos: He’s staring at us.
Doc: He’s fine.
Carlos: He’s got that look.
Doc: What look?
Carlos: That Clint Eastwood in "Fistful of Dollars" look.

{to Kim about Bobby}
Nurse: So this guy is straight and single?

{about the guy who is buried alive}
Davis: What do you think is going through his mind?
Bosco: "Damn, I could have had a V-8."
Yokas: You’re a sick puppy Bos, you know that?

{about his mother}
Sully: She knew every inch of that park. Now she’s lost as soon as she walks out the door to this room.

Sully: I look at her and I see my mother. She looks back and she can’t see me.

{about the little boy}
Bobby: He shouldn’t have to be alone anymore today.

Sully: I don’t know as I’d be very good company.
Davis: As opposed to what? Your usual bright and cheerful demeanor?