SPANKING THE MONKEY (107) 4/16/2004 10:00p
Thank the Third Watch Gods Kim lived through this episode. The idea of Kim Raver’s departure from TW by way of an incident at a rave would’ve been too much.

Lester: Good morning. I’d like to see one of your officers, Maurice Boscorelli.
Swersky: What’d he do now?

Davis: Why do you care? I was out.
Sully: Why are you being so defensive?
Davis: I’m not.
Sully: So, I just wanted to take you out to breakfast.
Davis: Well, I thank you for that.
Sully: Where were you?
Davis: I was out!

{about Rebecca}
Yokas: Does she want a soda or something?
Lester: No, no, no, she’s got her water. Show your water.

{about Mikey’s deal}
Cruz: It’s about time your brother got smart.
Bosco: You call this smart?!
Cruz: Works for me. Works for his attorney.
Bosco: Well, it doesn’t work for his brother.

Bosco: Where did you come from? I mean, where did my father find you?
Lester: We have mutual acquaintances.
Bosco: Oh, that’s great, ‘cause I was getting a little worried there about your credentials.

{about Mikey’s deal}
Cruz: You don’t tell me what’s what, Boscorelli.
Bosco: Make alternate arrangements. He’s not doing it.
Cruz: Yeah, we’ll see about that.
Bosco: He’s not doing it!
Cruz: What the hell you gonna do about it?
Bosco: Leave him the hell alone, you hear me?!
Cruz: I don’t think so.
Bosco: You don’t think so? I don’t know how many times I can tell you this. Listen to me. And listen real close. If you hurt my brother I’m gonna kill you. And that’s a promise.
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{to Mikey}
Bosco: Cruz comes to you with a deal, you run!

Bosco: Listen to me, okay? You don’t know this Cruz. She’ll hurt you just for fun.

Mikey: It’s not just the deal, all right? I wanna do right.
Bosco: You wanna do right?
Mikey: Yeah. These are bad guys, Mo.
Bosco: The city doesn’t have a witness protection program.
Mikey: Well, I didn’t ask for one.
Bosco: So you’ll be looking over your shoulder for the rest of your life.
Mikey: I do that now.

{about taking the deal}
Bosco: Mikey, look at me. Don’t do this.

Mikey: Look man, when I get out of here I wanna hang out together…just uh, me and you, maybe um, maybe we’ll take a road trip. We’ll go to Atlantic City.
Bosco: Atlantic City.
Mikey: Yeah, or whatever. Whatever, you know, it’s your choice.
Bosco: I don’t like this, Mike.
Mikey: Come on, man. We’ll go, we’ll have a couple days on the road. Like old times, man. Come on, couple of days?
Bosco: Yeah.
Mikey: All right.
Bosco: All right.
Mikey: You’re gonna have to pay though, ‘cause I don’t have any money.
Bosco: No kidding?
Mikey: Yeah.
Bosco: Okay.

Sully: How’s Monroe been doing?
Davis: What?
Sully: I think you heard me.
Davis: What makes you think I know how she’s doing?
Sully: Isn’t that where you’ve been going every night after shift?
Davis: No.
Sully: Really?
Davis: Really.
Sully: What’s an eight letter word for you’re lying, begins with "B"?

Yokas: Uh, Sergeant Wynn?
Wynn: Hey, my two favorite street cops.

{about Cruz}
Wynn: She’s starting to cross lines that she don’t wanna cross.

{Kim is trying to get cab money}
Levine: I have $4.87.
Kim: Oh, that’s cool. Carlos?
Carlos: Yeah, right.

Kim: Look, I may be way off base here, but I’m already involved with someone.
Hart: Oh, hey, I’m just offering you a ride. The older woman thing’s not my bag anyway. Come on.
Kim: Older woman?

{at the rave}
Yokas: What do you think these kids ears are gonna be like when they grow up?
Bosco: You sound like a mom.
Yokas: I am a mom.

Kim: Is this a rave?
Hart: You know about raves?
Kim: Yeah. Modern Maturity had an article.

Wynn: I’m starting to like your brother.
Bosco: He grows on you.

Wynn: I don’t want the two of you in the middle of a pissing contest between me and a sergeant from your command.
Yokas: We’re not afraid of her.
Wynn: It’s not a matter of fear. It’s common sense.

{at the rave}
Kim: Tell your friend to kill the music!
Hart: He won’t!
Kim: Are you kidding me?
Hart: Trust me, bad X happens. He’s not gonna spoil the party because of it!

Kim: Carlos! Get over here!
Carlos: Kim? You go to raves?
Kim: Look, it’s not what you think.

Cruz: What are you doing here?
Wynn: It’s a Narcotics investigation, right?
Cruz: Yeah, but actually---
Wynn: Thanks for the backup.

{during the fire at the rave}
Hart: Where are the extinguishers?
Bouncer: I don’t think there are any.
Hart: Oh, don’t tell me that, man.

{about Hart}
DK: That kid’s dangerous.

{about Kim}
Hart: Is she okay?
Carlos: What the hell was she doing there?
Hart: She went in with me.
Carlos: To a rave?
Hart: She gonna be all right?
Carlos: You better hope so.
Hart: Hey, hey, dude, I didn’t do this on purpose.
Carlos: You touch me again, I’ll kick your ass, dude.
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Wynn: Oh, Boscorelli?
Bosco: Yep?
Wynn: You should’ve seen Cruz’s face when she saw we got the dealers.

Kim: What was that?
Hart: Someone threw a Molotov Cocktail into the place.
Kim: No, you’re part of it, aren’t you?
Hart: What?
Kim: Bouncer knows you, no cover charge, security guard talks to you, kids all know you.
Hart: It’s just a dance.
Kim: Oh, God, Hart. They chain the fire exits closed.
Hart: I didn’t know that.
Kim: How much money you making off this?
Hart: It’s not like that.
Kim: Oh, so you’re not making any money?
Hart: Yeah, I did when I left the Police Department. I had to do something. But my friends keep all the money now.
Kim: You’re a fireman for God’s sake.
Hart: I started this before that.
Kim: I’m gonna report you.
Hart: I didn’t know.

Cruz: I made that deal for Dade. I didn’t make it so this bastard could help out Narcotics.
Wynn: Aren’t we all on the same side here, Maritza?
Cruz: That was my informant.
Wynn: There’s no "I" in "team."

Wynn: Yeah, I just wanted to see if Boscorelli and Yokas got anything out of their prisoner.
Cruz: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What?
Wynn: They caught the arsonist. You know, the guy who threw the Molotov? Don’t you know anything that’s going on in your own precinct?

Yokas: Hey! I told you to stay the hell away from my prisoner. You do something like this again and I swear to God I’ll go to IAB. You just broke that guy’s nose in there and they would be real interested in that downtown. And I make a hell of a witness.
Cruz: So, you’d call the Rat Squad?
Yokas: In a heartbeat.
Cruz: Oh, well, I guess we better let everyone know on the streets what kind of cop we got here, huh?
Yokas: Just as long as you never forget it.

Yokas: So let’s go to IAB.
Bosco: No.
Yokas: Why? We’ll tell them what Cruz did to our prisoner last night. She’ll be too busy fending off an investigation, she won’t have time to bother Mikey.
Bosco: It’s not the way we play this and you know it.
Yokas: She’s gonna make this collar any way she can. If that means putting Mikey out, she’s gonna do that.
Bosco: Well, then we’ll have to beat her to it.

Bosco: Hey, Yokas. Thank you.

Kim: I need to talk to you, Billy.
Walsh: Okay.
Kim: Well, as Supervisor to Lieutenant.
Walsh: This have anything to do with J.D. Hart?
Kim: Why would you say that?
Walsh: ‘Cause he quit a half-hour ago. Came in, cleaned out his locker and left.
Kim: He quit?
Walsh: Not so much as a kiss my ass and he’s out the door.
Kim: Well, not everyone’s cut out for it.
Walsh: You know, he went back into that building without gear to find you. Saved your life. That kid had the makings of a good firefighter.
Kim: Maybe he doesn’t think so.
Walsh: Don’t make no sense to me. He waits 26 months to get onto the department and then he just ups and leaves.
Kim: Yeah, well who knows why people do what they do.
Walsh: You can say that again. So what do you want to talk about?
Kim: Well, uh, I just, uh, I wanted to thank you, you know, all you guys for coming into that building and getting me out.
Walsh: I told you, that was all J.D.
Kim: Well, thank you.
Walsh: That was Supervisor to Lieutenant?

{to Lester about Mikey}
Cruz: So what’s he got for me this time? Building’s gonna actually explode when I walk in?

Cruz: So what does this, uh, Mr. Quadra want?
Lester: You understand that he was just following orders from someone who has control of his family? His brother, his mother.
Cruz: Oh, is that so?
Lester: That’s so.
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Yokas: Who’s this?
Wynn: That’s Joey Mann. The son. He’s the guy on the ground. He works out of a used record store on Lex that keeps him close to the rave scene. I’m trying to get a line on him. He’s crazy. But he also never makes a mistake.
Yokas: Well he did last night.

Wynn: Locking up Joey Mann for a capital crime has got to bring his old man out of hiding.
Bosco: You’re gonna take care of Mike, right?
Wynn: Yep. I might just marry him.

{leaving to go after Joey}
Yoshi: Want me to notify the boss?
Cruz: Oh, is this your first day?
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{after Joey’s car crashes under a truck}
Bosco: Well, he’s dead.
Cruz: You sure?
Bosco: Definitely. Nice going.

Bosco: So the boss is putting Cruz in for a commendation.
Yokas: What?
Bosco: Yep. Bunch of parents from that school are talking about how she saved their children in that crosswalk, with no regard for herself.
Yokas: Now you know that she had no idea that they were even there. That she was just trying to beat us to the collar.
Bosco: I know.

{to Bosco and Yokas}
Wynn: You both need to be careful. Donald Mann is a dangerous guy. He’s gonna want to know who’s responsible for his son’s death. We’ll be looking for him, but you guys keep your eyes open.

Yokas: Hell of a day.