SEX, LIES, AND VIDEOTAPE (53) 01/07/2002 9:00p
Jared McKinley is a bad man. Carlos is a camera hog. Ringo Starr is the cuddly Beatle. And it’s all caught on tape!

Davis: Maybe my silence could be bought.
Taylor: Carlos is home.
Davis: So, we’ll have to be quiet.
Taylor: Can you?
Davis: Is that a challenge?

Ray: You just go ahead and do what you normally do.
Doc: "Normally"? You had me walk in the room six times.

{about going to see Hobart}
Bosco: How about you, Davis?
Davis: Uh, tempting as seeing a Reming J and MKLMNOP mini-whatever sounds…No, I’m good.

Sully: You don’t look so good.
Yokas: Wow, you do know how to talk to a lady, huh?

Bosco: Guess who we’re seeing later.
Yokas: Ringo Starr.
Bosco: Glennie Hobart.
Yokas: ESU Glen?
Bosco: Yep. He’s back on the street. We’re gonna go by his station later, check out the trucks.
Yokas: Oh, an me without something special to wear.

Bosco: "Ringo Starr"?
Yokas: The cuddly Beatle.

Kim: You’re backing us up on a twisted ankle?
Carlos: That’s what we do. We back each other up.
Kim: Oh, right, right.

Taylor: A television crew and a room full of models. I had no chance.

Davis: …Just, uh, feeling good.
Sully: Yeah? Davis: Mm-hmm.
Sully: Me too. It makes me nervous as hell though.
Davis: That’s because you don’t believe in happiness.
Sully: It’s usually just a place saver between tragedies.
Davis: I rest my case.

Bosco: You blow chunks in the car, you’re cleaning it up, you hear me?
Yokas: And they said you aren’t compassionate.
Bosco: Who does?!

Bosco: There was a family shot over there.
Hobart: Oh, how could I not miss this?

Yokas: This is the police. If you have a weapon, it would be a really good time to drop it!

Doc: God help you if Proctor sees you with that camera going.
Ray: I am not afraid of her. She’s--- {Proctor starts walking over}
Ray: Put the thing down. Put it down.

Dr. Peterson: What can you do? Trauma God’s a bitch.

Carlos: We had some models earlier today. They invited us all to a party. Man, these chicks were hot, fire hot. There was like five of ‘em. Two of them were into me. One liked Doc, but she was the ugly one.

Doc: Was he moving?
Kim: I backed you up in there. And if I was gonna say anything I should’ve said it then. I’m on probation, Doc and I’m trying to get my son back, and I can’t lose my job over this!

Ray: Is it always this busy?
Doc: Sometimes. Sometimes, nothing happens.
Ray: I’ll be your idea of nothing is a lot different than mine.

{Yokas tells Bosco that she is sick}
Bosco: All the things that we’ve learned that we can’t control in this world…and you’re gonna surprise me with this?
Yokas: I--- I just didn’t want to be dumping my stuff on anybody.
Bosco: It’s me, Faith. It’s me. I’m not anybody.

{to Davis when he finds out he isn’t gay}
Carlos: I was gonna ask you if this outfit worked.