SEPTEMBER TENTH (46) 10/22/2001 9:00p
The daily lives of the people in the 5-5 in the hours before 9/11.

Taylor: Doherty are you sleeping?
Jimmy: I was.

Taylor: I thought every guy had to watch every single game like it was encoded somewhere deep down in the male DNA.

Bosco: Can’t believe it, first Giants game of the season, Monday Night Football, and I’m stuck working.
Yokas: Yeah, well right now you’re not working. You’re staring at a bunch of revolving desserts.

{about cake}
Bosco: Is that fresh?
Restaurant Guy: No, it’s three weeks old. The way our customers like it.

{to Yokas}
Bosco: Can’t be your time of the month, your uniform’s too loose.

Yokas: You like Sully?
Bosco: I don’t hate him or anything.
Yokas: Oh, well that would put you at the top of my guest list.

Sully: I thought I was slipping away for a small private ceremony and now I got hotel rooms for half of Eastern Europe on my credit card.

{to Sully}
Davis: You don’t want to be the only man in America to get married without a hangover, do you?

{to Carlos}
Doc: I’ll see if I can order up a tragedy so the shift can go by faster for you.

Carlos: Finders keepers.
Doc: “Finders keepers”?
Carlos: It’s a well established legal principle. You find it, you keep it.
Doc: Oh yeah, yeah. I think that was one of the cornerstones of the Magna Carta.
Carlos: The what?

Bosco: {singing} I can’t hear you, I can’t feel you, oh say can you see, by the dawn’s early light...

{about Bosco}
Yokas: What can I tell you, he’s kind of an idiot.

Lombardo: I ever catch this guy I’m gonna tie him behind the engine, make him follow behind us all night.
Lt. Johnson: All right, let’s go. Maybe it’s a real one this time.
Walsh: Yeah, and J-Lo cooked me breakfast this morning.

{about Tatiana}
Cop: How hot?
Bosco: Playboy bunny, Moscow branch, hot.
Cop: Well, on that depressing note, I better get home to my wife. She’s Jenny Craig before photo hot.

{to Davis}
Sully: Watching you puke on the beach was a life long fantasy of mine.

Davis: Wild isn’t it? Getting married in eight hours, sitting out here with me.
Sully: No, that’s more like sad.

Sully: Yeah, so I’m scared. I’m scared that I’m too old to be starting to learn all this new stuff now.
Davis: I haven’t been listening to a word you’ve been saying.

Sully: I still want to be able to chase down fly balls, play some one-on-one. You know. I’ll be pushing 60 years old.
Davis: Can you chase down fly balls now?

Davis: You’re considerate, you’re generous, you’re fun to be with. Hell, I wish I was marrying you.
Sully: Hey! Dav---
{they start laughing}
Davis: No, seriously, in all honesty. I’m never gonna find anybody as perfect for me as you, so you better just give me a big old sloppy...

{a man pushing a cart walks by}
Sully: Taxi! Taxi! I don’t think he’s gonna stop.

Sully: It’s supposed to be bad luck to see the bride before the wedding.
Tatiana: Yeah? Why?
Sully: I have no idea.

{about the newspaper}
Lombardo: I’m reading that.
Jimmy: What, all at once?

{about the Doctor}
Fred: You think this guy’s better than me?
Yokas: I didn’t say that.
Fred: But that’s what you were thinking.
Yokas: What are you, like a mind reader now?

Catherine: I called you all night.
Kim: That was you? Thank you for helping me no get any sleep.

Kim: What’s the matter mom, disappointed in my housekeeping skills?

{about the pipes in his apartment}
Doc: Cast iron, just great.