SECOND CHANCES (77) 01/06/2003 9:00p
In case you missed it, Carlos was a half-hour early on his first day. In case you missed it, Eve (the rap one, not the biblical one) plays a paramedic who wants to be called “Dumbass Rookie.”

Carlos: My first day I was a half an hour early.
Kim: Yeah, and the fire guys made you stand right over there for the 30 minutes until we got here.
Carlos: No, no. It was more like over there.

Carlos: My first day---
Doc: You were here a half an hour early. Yeah, that day was also one of the last you were on time at all.

Carlos: I would think people would covet me as a partner.
Kim: “Covet”?
Carlos: I know my stuff, I don’t get in the way, I’m not above doing some of the dirty work. I definitely know the medical, the paperwork’s not a problem. I’ll drive if you want, I’ll ride if you want. I’m flexible, and flexible is what you want in a partner. You remember that.
Kim: Oh yeah, not to mention sexist, self-absorb, juvenile…
Carlos: “Juvenile”?
Kim: Yeah, Joey’s more mature than you.
Carlos: Don’t even bring that up. You’re a juvenile.

Doc: Call me Doc.
Yvette: Guess you can call me “dumb-ass rookie.”

Yokas: In extreme situations, Emily, you have to use your gun.
Emily: Like Cameron? Yokas: Like who?
Emily: The bank robber.
Yokas: Yeah, I know who he is. I didn’t know that you referred to him by his first name.

{about why they are protesting}
Frank: They’re non-union.
Sully: I don’t care if they’re aliens from outer space. You guys know you got to set up over there.

Yokas: What do you think of when you think of your mom? You know, growing up.
Bosco: Believe me, you do not want to go there.

Yokas: I think a daughter asking her mother how many people she’s killed is unnatural.

Sully: I mean, one minute I’m suspended and the next it just disappears. And coincidentally, here you are back on the beat.
Davis: I like the beat.
Sully: I mean, it’s almost as if someone talked to Hancock on my behalf.
Davis: I know what you’re talking about. What? You think I want to hang out with your sorry ass?

Carlos: Where were these girls when I was in high school?
Kim: In kindergarten. Remember that.

{about Daryl}
Mrs. Winston: He’s never been the same…since his mother died.
Yokas: I’m sure he’ll survive.

Mrs. Winston: He probably has a bump on his head.
Bosco: Oh, wait until I get a hold of him.

Yokas: I just don’t want her thinking that I’m going around looking for people to shoot.
Bosco: So we aren’t talking about the old lady?

{to Daryl}
Bosco: How stupid are you?

Daryl: Look, I am a very sick man.
Yokas: And a bad actor.

Daryl: She pushed me.
Doc: Yeah, yeah.
Yokas: He hit his head fleeing a burglary.
Bosco: While he was robbing an old lady who was actually nice to him.
Daryl: Yeah and now my head hurts and I think I might have brain trauma.
Doc: You have any pain anywhere else?
Yokas: He’s gonna if he keeps blaming me!

{Bosco is talking to Yvette}
Bosco: So, first day, huh?
Daryl: No, actually I’ve been arrested a couple of times before.
Bosco: Shut-up. {To Yvette} As you can see you’re gonna be surrounded by intelligence.

{about Bosco’s goatee}
Swersky: Did you forget to wash your face this morning?

Davis: Can we talk to you for a second?
Carlos: Sure.
Davis: Maybe we should…
Kim: What? Secret big boy stuff?
Carlos: Oh, don’t worry about her.

{Pete is trapped in the collapsed scaffolding, he is talking about his brother}
Sully: You’ll have some interesting dinner conversation tonight.
Pete: “Conversation”? I’m going to kick his ass!

{about Daryl}
Yokas: How the hell can he be harder to find handcuffed than he was without them?

Yokas: Do you realize that we are authorized to shoot a fleeing prisoner?
Daryl: I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m very sorry. I lost my senses.
Yokas: It doesn’t even matter what they were originally arrested for!
Daryl: I’d put my hands up see, but…but I can’t. I surrender.
Bosco: If you make another request for medical treatment you’ll be eating Jell-O out of a straw for two weeks.

Taylor: Be careful Jimmy.
Jimmy: Oh yeah.

{Daryl is wearing green pants and a vest}
Swersky: Where have you been?
Bosco: Pretty busy at the hospital, Boss.
Swersky: Oh yeah? We got a couple of calls about a guy in green pants and a vest, handcuffed, jogging down the street. You know anything about that?
Bosco: All I can say is that’s one hell of a coincidence.

Yvette: I thought combat was bad.
Doc: Yeah, well, this is combat.