RUN OF THE MILL (31) 12/04/2000 10:00p
Taylor is a bad secret keeper. Bobby isn’t much better. Kim is really no good at it either. And so on.

{at the engagement party}
Taylor: Brooke’s great.
Jimmy: Yeah, she’s all right.

{about a horse that has been in an accident}
Yokas: That poor thing is in a lot of pain.
Sully: Yeah.
Yokas: Well, isn’t there something we can do to help him?
Bosco: You want me to shoot him?
Sully and Yokas: No!

Sully: I get very grumpy.
Yokas: More than usual?

Kim: Something happened, didn’t it?
Bobby: No…no I can’t.
Kim: Oh yeah, you can.
Bobby: No, forget it.
Kim: Oh, is it Jimmy? Okay, dumb question, of course it’s Jimmy.

{about Jimmy and Linda}
Kim: How could he do that?
Bobby: Totally naked on the counter. What do you mean how?

{about an accident victim}
Taylor: Yep, she gets the Darwin award. Try robbing a cab while you’re riding in it.

{Carlos finds out about Jimmy and Linda}
Carlos: Wow, that man’s a machine.
Kim: {to Doc} Yeah, you see?
Carlos: Wait, what the hell does that have to do with me?

Davis: Some people are like that. They’re like wallpaper. You don’t notice ‘em until they’re gone.
{Sully groans}
Davis: Maybe Lucky got lucky. Won the Pick Five or something. People do surprising things. Maybe she woke up one morning, decided to change her life…went to the Grand Canyon.

Carlos: Jimmy’s a role model, man.

{to Bosco and Carlos}
Yokas: Infidelity. It’s an equal opportunity employer, boys.

Jimmy: People still think I smile and it means more than that.

{to Sully}
Davis: You know, it’s amazing. There’s another newsstand right around the corner. They got newspapers, gum, everything.

Taylor: No one even saw anything except for me.
Bosco: You got an eyeful, didn’t you?
Kim: He is nice to look at.

Bobby: He’ll figure it out soon enough. And so will Brooke.
Taylor: Practically inevitable. Aren’t they the only two people you haven’t told?
Everyone: Ooh.

Sully: They’re still going on about that silliness with Jimmy Doherty. You hear about that?
Taylor: You know anyone who hasn’t?

{about his decision to go to Jimmy’s wedding}
Sully: Figured it wouldn’t hurt for me to be social for a change.

Sully: Sometimes what’s best doesn’t seem right, but it is.

{at Jimmy and Brooke’s wedding}
Priest: Now, if there’s anyone, uh, in this assembly who knows of a reason why these two people shouldn’t be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace.
{Taylor starts coughing and laughing, then Sully, then everyone else}

Sully: You want to come with me?
Taylor: Sure, I’ll keep you company, Santa.
Sully: Does that make you one of the elves?