PATTERNS (03) 10/03/99 8:00p
Doc stole something! He admitted it right here in this very episode. See, and you thought he was the good guy.

{about the note Sully left}
Bosco: Guy's goin' mental. Look at that, he spelled flower F-L-O-U-R.
{Bosco starts the car and flour shoots out the vents}

Jimmy: You know what kept me alive?
Kim: Your thick head doesn't need much oxygen?

{about gauze pads Doc stole from a private ambulance}
Doc: Gave in the sense they don't know I took 'em.
Carlos: You stole them?
Doc: I taught them a lesson in vehicle safety: lock your doors.

{about Ric}
Bosco: The guy’s like a retard.
Yokas: He is retarded! And it would go a long way if you were so much as decent to him.
Bosco: What do you want me to do, huh? Hold his drool cup?

{about the sex tape}
Yokas: Somebody's ass is headin' for the shredder.

{after Bosco tells her it was him on the tape}
Yokas: Bos, I gotta drive around in this squad. I'd like to know who was shining the seats.

Clown: You’ll never take me alive, coppers!
Sully: We should be so lucky.

Bosco: I need---
Yokas: Therapy?
Bosco: I need to be shot.
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Bosco: There's definitely some church in my future.

{about Bosco}
Bus Driver: Can he just commandeer a bus like this?
Yokas: Probably not.

{to Bobby}
Kim: A lot of guys put their Moms first...Norman Bates.

{to the bus driver}
Bosco: I got the badge, you got...your name sewn on your shirt.

{telling Bosco about the sign}
Sully: "Old women make me wet."
Bosco: They do?

Davis: You know normally I ride up front.
Bosco: Hey, how about you ride in silence?

Bosco: I got some guy stealing my squad.
Yokas: I think he already stole the squad. Technically right now he’s making a getaway. A very slow getaway.

Bosco: I don’t want to attract any attention.
Sully: How are we not going to attract attention? We’re chasing another squad at 12 miles an hour. All we need now is a white Bronco and Johnny Cochran.
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{seeing the police chase of another police car on TV}
Stick: Whose precinct is that?
Kowalski: Ours, that's 5-5 David.
Stick: Bosco.

Bosco: This is not my fault.
Yokas: Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.

{to Doc after spending the whole day trying to return the watch}
Carlos: This isn't about them, it's about you.

{to the carjacker}
Sully: Only choice you got is which one of us blows you away.

Yokas: Keeping your head. I figure for you that's gotta be like what, climbing a mountain?
Bosco: That's a compliment, right?