OFFICER INVOLVED (15) 02/21/2000 10:00p
As the title would suggest, there is an officer involved in this episode. Pizza rolls and a drug possesing German man are also involved, despite what the title says.

Jimmy: Workplace love affairs, never easy.
Kim: Don’t start with me Jimmy.
Jimmy: What? I saw it on "Rosie."

Bosco: Davis is damn lucky he’s black.
Yokas: You saw him out there. Did Davis look like he was feeling lucky to you?

Yokas: Is there anything more depressing than searching basements and garbage cans for missing kids?
Bosco: Yeah, finding one.

Carlos: What the hell are pizza rolls?

Davis: How’d you find me?
Sully: I’m a cop.

Sully: Forget about the outcome! You saved my life!
Davis: I don’t think I’m cut out for this job. I just…
Sully: Then quit! Go to law school. Do something with your life. Hell, join the circus. I don’t really give a damn. But unless you go down to that station, tonight, and set this right, you’re gonna go to jail.
Davis: I just…I thought he was gonna kill you, man. I thought he was gonna…
Sully: I know you did.
Davis: Damn.
Sully: Now you gotta go tell them that.

Bosco: Trust me, pal, when it comes to breaking things, the fire department knows exactly what they’re doing.

Bosco: That’s it. You know what, outside, Adolf.
German Guy: Wait, what is that? Because I’m German you think I am a Nazi? This what you’re saying?
Bosco: Hey, if the jackboot fits…
German Guy: I was not even born then, so you do not call me Adolf Mr. Jackboots.
Bosco: Okay, zeig heil. Let’s go pal.

Yokas: Marijuana?
Bosco: Um, no. I think the proper term would be "a crapload of marijuana."

Kim {imitating Bobby}: Oh, I miss you so much Snookey Wookey.
Jimmy: Oh, well, you never had pet names for me.
Kim: Oh, I had plenty of names for you.

{about Brooke}
Bobby: Wow, who’s the babe?
Kim: Oh, shut-up Bobby.

Joey: Guess what Mommy?
Kim: What honey?
Joey: I have a girlfriend now.
Kim: What?
Joey: Her name is Angie. She’s in my room at school. She gave me a flower.
Kim: Just don’t get married tomorrow, all right?