MODERN DESIGNS FOR BETTER LIVING (09) 11/28/1999 8:00p
Davis is a do-gooder. Kim watches the Discovery Channel. Doc thinks a grown man saying "homework" is funny. Bobby thinks Matty is changing for the better. Jimmy is a wall breaker. Yokas thinks hitting homeless people with hammers is bad.

{about going on the raid}
Davis: We need any special equipment?
Sully: "Special equipment"? We’re taking down a bookie, not Lex Luthor.

Yokas: Bos!
Bosco: What? You got home stories everyday. That--- that was a once in a lifetime peice of ass.

Bosco: Maybe you’re overreacting.
Yokas: Oh yeah, this from a guy who goes slack-jawed over every female rear he sees.
Bosco: Not every one. Just the good ones.
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{the doorman hits a homeless man with a hammer for bothering the tenants}
Doorman: This is a nice block with some decent people.
Yokas: Oh, yeah, you’re real decent, you’re all saints. Somebody should let the Pope know what you’re doing.

{to Bobby about Matty}
Kim: If you ask me, the only gesture he’s giving you is the finger.

{Kim is talking about why people don’t really change}
Kim: We may walk upright, buy CDs off the internet, but when it comes down to it, deep under, we’re animals. Instincts. We can’t get away from instincts.
Bobby: "National Geographic?"
Kim: Discovery Channel.

Carlos: Uh, I don’t suppose you could drive a little more smoothly?
Doc: Well. I’m sorry. I guess we should have brought the Lexus today.
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Carlos: What is so funny?
Doc: Just--- hearing a grown man say "homework."

{to Carlos}
Doc: So, if you get an "A" does your teacher give you a gold star or a smiley face?

Doc’s Dad: I know, I know. "You’ve got to be more careful, you’ve got to take care of yourself."
Doc: I was gonna say thank God you’re all right, but since you brought it up…

{about how many pills he took}
Doc: How many did you take?
Doc’s Dad: Obviously too many.

{Davis is holding a suspect at gunpoint and the suspect is holding a pack of cigarettes}
Sully: Those are bad for you.

Bosco: 21st century and this city still has buildings with no elevators.
Yokas: Well, a little stair climbing will keep you warm.
Bosco: So will the car heater. And you know what? It’s conveniently located right in our car.

{looking at pictures of Doc as kid}
Carlos: Oh my God, is this you? Check out that ‘fro, bro.

Kim: One time Boscorelli--- think; don’t talk.

Jimmy: Bosco, you working or just modeling the uniform?

Jimmy: You need us to haul your patient? Bobby, why do you make it so easy for me to make fun of you?
{Kim and Bobby move aside to reveal the obese woman}

{about the obese woman}
Kim: Any ideas on how to get her out of here?
Bosco: Put her on a diet and wait for spring?
Kim: Any good ideas.
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Doc: So you want to end your life because you need help with stairs?
Doc’s Dad: I am not ending anything. It’s already over. From here on in it’s going to get worse, not better.

Doc’s Dad: I don’t need help. I am tired of my life!

{Davis catches a guy trying to get away at the raid}
Davis: I got this guy, Sully!
Sully: "This guy"? Officer Davis, say hello to Sunder Walker.
Davis: What’s up?

{about why she isn’t going to go out for a drink with Bosco}
Yokas: Besides, you don’t want me to come between you and all the young, gullible women out there.

Yokas: No days like the good days, huh?

{to Davis}
Sully: At least you didn’t embarrass me. That’s something, right?

{to Bobby}
Matty: At least mom and the rest of the family, they out and out tell me how much they think I’m a bastard.

Davis: I was trying to help you, man.
Malcolm: Help me how? Help me by getting one in the back of the head.

Davis: If they find you they’re gonna hurt you.
Malcolm: Man, they’re gonna kill me! They’re gonna kill me.