MEN (18) 04/10/2000 10:00p
Bobby refers to Bosco as Stuart Little. Yokas refers to Charlie as Vesuvius. Jimmy refers to Bosco as little fella. Carlos refers to Chet as partner. Everyone refers to Candy as Candy. Candy refers to himself as bionic.

Yokas: Come on Fred. I gotta use the bathroom.
Fred: I’d give it a few minutes if I were you.
Yokas: You know, you could at least open a window.

Candy: I’m bionic, baby.

Yokas: Charlie threw up this morning and then I cleaned it up, no help from Fred, and I take a shower and I’m halfway out the door--- surprise. Vesuvius erupts again. Eww.
Bosco: God, I can’t wait to have kids.
Yokas: Oh my God. I can’t believe my life has come to this. I cannot believe I can walk around half the day and nobody even notices that I have puke in my hair.

{about the guy stuck in the machine} Kim: Nobody wants to lose their legs.

Yokas: You better watch it Bosco, charm school will be next.

Bosco: Faith, live a little.
Yokas: I’m living fine, Bos.

Carlos: What’s the problem partner?
Chet: I tied one on last night and I got a headache I can’t shake.
Carlos: Well, there’s a screwdriver in your head.
Chet: Yes sir, I noticed that.

{about Chet}
Doc: There’s a Darwin award candidate.

Yokas: So, you have a family?
Charlie: Uh, divorced.
Yokas: Sorry.
Charlie: You wouldn’t be if you met my ex-wife.

Charlie: Never hugged anyone in a bulletproof vest before.
Yokas: It’s your loss.

{to Yokas}
Bosco: You’ve been married so long you don’t even know when somebody’s coming on to you.

Bosco: There was this sergeant, Stevens, remember him Sully?
Sully: Kenny Stevens, yeah.
Bosco: Guy used to write up everybody for nothing--- no hat, taking a nap. Well, he was out there by himself one night getting the holy hell beat out of him. Put out a 10-13, nobody heard it. Know what he said when he got out of the hospital? "Point taken."
Davis: So, what? You threatening me?
Bosco: No Davis. I’m educating you.

Yokas: Bos, what do you know about romance? I mean, your idea of foreplay is like finding a dark place to park.
Bosco: I know without mystery and romance the soul withers and the heart turns to stone.
Yokas: What are you quoting Shakespeare now?
Bosco: "Penthouse."

Sully: It was a $200 beef. The sock filled with pennies only comes out for a grand or more.

{to Davis}
Candy: How far are you going to go to prove that you are not your father’s son?

Doc: People don’t wake up in the morning and say "this is the day I’m gonna die" and then a bullet finds them or an aneurysm blows or they get hit by a bus and they’re gone!

Yokas: I clomp too loudly for Fred.

Bosco: I am so hot tonight. I’m even amazing myself.

Yokas: Know your job, do your job.

Yokas: There’s a long way between the supreme court and the street. You start mixing in human nature and things get muddy.

Bosco: Did you bring your money to put where your mouth is?
Jimmy: What I brought is my game, little fella.

Candy: I may be fat and slow, but Candyman got game, baby.

{to Bosco}
Bobby: Hey, relax Stuart Little.

Bosco: If this had happened to me in high school I’d be a better man.
Nicole: If you were a better man I’d need to be twins.