LOCKDOWN (91) 10/13/2003 10:00p
This episode was like, well, it was like Third Watch. You know, where we see every character and there’s funny parts, and sad parts, and action, and everything in between. I know it seems hard, but try to remember those days. This was a throwback the TW of old, complete with a “Welcome to Camelot” reference and character from “The Tys that Bind.” Sully’s Emeril impression alone is enough of a reason to watch. Bam!

Yokas: Promise me that you’ll never put me in a hearse.
Fred: Promise me that you’ll never put me in a vase over the fireplace.

Sully: Cooking always interested me. Emeril can kiss my ass!

Truck Driver: Come on. I gotta work here!
Sully: Ah, my public calls. Watch while I kick it up a notch. Bam!

Sully: If you can spell Scandinavia we’ll let you go.
Truck Driver: Don’t I got any rights here?
Sully: You can move to France. Oh, on the green in two.

Swersky: You missed roll call.
Cruz: Yeah, I had trouble finding my costume.

Swersky: Here’s a summons packet. I think 25 a week will do.
Cruz: I’m a sergeant.
Swersky: Then you should know how to fill them out.
Cruz: If I was a guy I would’ve been promoted off the work I did. I got more collars than anyone in this whole department.
Swersky: Good point. Someone like you could probably get me 50.

{inspecting a fruit truck}
Davis: How are we supposed to check this crap?
Sully: Whoa. Very carefully. Peach bombs are among the world’s most dangerous.
Davis: I don’t think I like you like this.
Sully: Why?
Davis: Too happy.
Sully: I can make you peach cobbler.
Davis: Stop it.
Sully: Bam!
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{during a chase - to Sully}
Davis: I’ll tell you what, next time you want to do your little spin maneuver, do it so your side of the car gets hit.

{during a chase}
Sully: It’s gonna work.
Davis: What’s gonna work?! You making me crap my pants?

{during a chase - to Sully}
Davis: You have lost your mind, man.

Davis: You’re running out of places to go.
Sully: You’re damn right he is.
Davis: Nice...and I take back everything I said.

{about Yokas}
Monroe: She doesn’t like help, does she?
Bosco: That’s an understatement.

Bosco: Oh...hold on, missy. I’m senior, I’ll tell you when we go.
Monroe: First of all, you don’t call me missy. And second of all, the boss told me I was baby-sitting you, not taking orders from you.

{to Bosco}
Emily: You’re not coming up, are you? My father would like, have a baby.

Bosco: You got my number?
Emily: Uh, my dad ripped it off the fridge.

Jimmy: You okay?
Kim: It’s kinda stupid for both of us to be here, isn’t it?
Jimmy: I’ll protect you.

{about the truck driver}
Carlos: He’s under custody, right?
Sully: I’ll put him under the jail.

Emily: Did you know Bosco and some woman are out in front?
Yokas: Yeah, my boss thinks it’s a good idea that, uh, there’s a squad outside of an injured officer’s home. That way if the family needs anything...
Emily: Daddy’s not gonna be happy.
Yokas: Well, let’s not tell him, okay?

Emily: Oh goody, Grandma Yokas.

Davis: Kim, I thought Doc was off the streets.
Kim: Some people have a hard time letting go.

Davis: Another lovely day in paradise?
Proctor: Tell me about it.

{about Sharon}
Davis: That was my ex-girlfriend.
Sully: Really?
Davis: She graduated.
Sully: Why do you sound surprised?
Davis: Well, she wasn’t that smart.
Sully: And yet she’s a lawyer and you’re a beat cop. Hmm.

Dr. Hickman: We may be looking at Yesinia Pestis.
Kim: What the hell is that?
Dr. Hickman: The plague.

Dr. Hickman: Imagine if you hadn’t found the truck and these people made it into the public. The entire city would be at risk.
Davis: Oh, my God. The guy. When we opened the truck.
Carlos: What?
Sully: One of ‘em got away.
Davis: One of ‘em got away.

Swersky: He’s got short hair, a red shirt, and he’s sick.
Bosco: With what?
Swersky: I don’t know. But apparently he’s gonna be coughing a lot.

{seeing Cruz in uniform}
Bosco: Oh my God.
Monroe: She’s back in the bag, huh?
Bosco: Oh, my God. This has turned into one of the best days of my life.
Monroe: You definitely don’t get out enough.
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Man: Are we dying?
Doc: No sir.
Man: They’ve got the SARS, don’t they?
Doc: Absolutely not, all right? The doctors think we might have been exposed to something but it’s not related to the Asian patients. And it’s completely treatable with a few simple antibiotics, so there’s no need to worry.
Man: Don’t tell me not to worry, man. I saw “Outbreak.” You guys better be looking for that monkey.

Monroe: Nobody saw anything.
Bosco: Must’ve talked to a thousand people.
Monroe: 8.9 million to go.

Carlos: I always pictured myself at 75, in Vegas, cardiac arrest, couple of D cups in my face.
Doc: You’re not dying.
Carlos: Hmm. Maybe not like this, but tomorrow, who knows? Boom. That’s the world we live in, huh?

{about Rossi}
Doc: Don’t get to comfortable with that new guy. He’s not gonna make it.
Carlos: It’s his first week. Mine, I saw you catch a baby. I wasn’t quarantined thinking I had the plague.

{about the escaped guy}
Jimmy: He speak English?
Bosco: I never got close enough to ask.

Jimmy: What kind of disease does he have?
Monroe: Don’t know.
Walsh: Contagious?
Bosco: Does it matter?
Walsh: Maybe we should let ESU handle this.

Cruz: INS should let him stay just for the effort.

Bosco: I have enough actual bad things going on right now. I’ll leave the possibilities to someone else.
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