JUST ANOTHER NIGHT AT THE OPERA (21) 05/15/2000 10:00p
I think that wallpaper made from tickets would catch on. Watch for it on "MTV Cribs" next season.

{about Bosco’s mom}
Nicole: She’s got a date tonight with a younger guy. She wants to impress him.
Bosco: With her underwear?

Bosco: Date with Nicole.
Yokas: You mean like you’re leaving the apartment?
Bosco: Yep.
Yokas: You know you actually have to wear clothes for that, right?

{Sully and Davis are checking the backseat of the RMP at the beginning of the shift}
Davis: That’d be a bitch, you search a guy, put him in the RMP, he gets his weapon back here.
Sully: That almost explains the whole searching thing.

{Davis pulled Gary over}
Davis: Step out of the car please.
Gary: Is that necessary?
Davis: If you don’t want to be dragged out the window, it is, yeah.

Gary: I’ve got to get around, bro.
Davis: Oh, now you got to go to jail, bro.

Yokas: This guy is gonna be able to wallpaper with all the tickets I write him.

Bosco: Einstein decided to see if Chevys could fly. F.Y.I.: they can’t.

Carlos: Might even affect med. school.
Doc: Oh, come on. How could it affect that?
Carlos: I don’t know. Maybe some kind of morals thing?
Doc: Like them finding out you don’t have any?

{two drunks are fighting}
Sully: Looks like we found our combatants.
Davis: Either that or a ballroom dance competition.

Lt. Holland: What were you and Jones discussing before we entered the room?
Sully: Spring fashions.
Lt. Holland: You think you’re funny?
Sully: Not particularly.

{to Yokas}
Bosco: Why do you always worry so much about could-haves and next-times?

Bosco: Hey, you know what you told me once when I messed up? "All you can do is try to learn from it. Do it different next time."
Yokas: I said that?
Bosco: Pretty smart, huh?
Yokas: Apparently I have my moments.

{to Jimmy}
Bobby: Bravery over intelligence, something I learned watching you.

Jimmy: Kim talk to you about being mad at me at all today?
Bobby: What is this, Sweet Valley High? You two got a problem, talk to each other. Leave me out of it.

{Bobby told Kim he didn’t want to hear about Jimmy}
Kim: Jimmy’s getting married.
Bobby: Wow. Couldn’t do it, could you?

{to Morales}
Doc: You ever make love to opera?

Nicole: World still needs heroes.
Bosco: Yeah, or someone to clean up the mess. Guess I’ll always have a job.