JOURNEY TO THE HIMALAYAS (12) 01/24/2000 10:00p
Someone buy Bosco an Atlas! Someone buy Kim and Bobby some ice skates!

Bosco: The heater's all the way up. Why's it so damn cold in here?
Yokas: Uh, it’s broken?

Bosco: That’s the retarded girl, right?
Yokas: And people think you sleep during roll call.

{to a little boy who is injured}
Carlos: You be a hero, all right?

{they are sliding on the ice}
Coach Portis: Hurry up please!
Kim: This is us hurrying.

{they get a call at a hockey game}
Kim: Game get a little rough?
Coach Capri: That’s why they call it hockey.
Kim: If that’s a joke, I don’t get it.

{they get a call at a hockey game}
Coach Capri: This isn’t Campfire Girls. It’s a contact sport. That’s why they call it hockey.
Kim: Yeah, you said that already. What, is your needle stuck?
Coach Capri: Am I getting attitude from you now?
Kim: Yeah. What are you gonna kick me out of the league too?

{about Candyman}
Sully: He isn’t like me.
Davis: Yeah? What’s the bad news?

Sully: Everybody’s got a crime they hate. Mine’s hit-and-run. Hit-and-run’s a coward.

{a teacher writes a nice note about Joey}
Jimmy: No teacher ever wrote anything that nice about me.

Sam: When I was a kid, fireman’s all I wanted to be.
Jimmy: Yeah, I wanted to be a running back. What the hell are you doing here?

Morales: I’ve been thinking about you.
Doc: That’s good.
Morales: How do you know it’s good?

{to Jimmy}
Sam: Tell people I’m your uncle. I must be your uncle the way you owe me money.

Bosco: When I do a report it’s name, place, and date.
Yokas: You know what? When you do a report it’s one big, long spelling error.

Bosco: I’m starting to change my mind about the Himalayas. I think it would be a pretty good place to go. No pollution, no BS with the legal system. Just ice, mountains, the South Pole…
Yokas: The South Pole?
Bosco: What?
Yokas: Nothing.
Bosco: It’s probably only nice until you get used to the place. After that I’m sure you fun into some crackhead Eskimo using kids or something.
Yokas: Eskimos? In the Himalayas?

{to Davis}
Sully: Look, we all make mistakes. Me, you, your dad. He was what he was. You’re the one that’s gotta decide what you want to be.

Doc: You still wear your ring.
Doc’s Dad: No reason not to. What’s your excuse?

Doc: Tell me you don’t want a ride. It’s way too cold out here.
Morales: A ride’s not what I had in mind.