IN CONFIDENCE (86) 04/14/2003 10:00p
Kim and Carlos as the next great partnership? Who would’ve thought…

{about her and Bosco}
Yokas: It’s not working.
Swersky: For ten years it has.

Cruz: I thought Yokas was your girlfriend.
Bosco: I don’t have a girlfriend.

Noble: I was doing research, for a book.
Bosco: Oh my gosh. You know what? Please accept our apologies. Sarge! Sarge stop searching the car. He was only doing research for a book.
Cruz: Oh, didn’t somebody already write “Dumb and Dumber?”

Cruz: What are you, some kind of lawyer?
Noble: I told you. I’m a writer.
Bosco: I know. And we are so impressed with that.

Noble: It was research.
Bosco: Yeah? Well, now you can research being someone’s bitch.

Kim: All right, we gotta go to SoHo.
Carlos: Do I look like a cabbie?

Carlos: I hate working with Levine. She’s always talking about her dead husband.
Kim: All right, no jokes about her dead husband.
Carlos: It’s kind of hard not to when she carries his ashes around her neck.
Kim: I thought that was potpourri.

Noble: I got my first amendment rights.
Cruz: Try using the fifth.

{about Noble}
Swersky: Who’s the wise-ass?

{to Eric}
Yokas: Leave while you can still walk.

{to Noble}
Cruz: Finally you write something that Mama likes.

Sondra: Your daughter seems confused by your instructions.
Yokas: My daughter is not confused by my instructions. My daughter is being a smart-ass!

Yokas: If Special K didn’t work, maybe they’ll try X or Heroin. And then Eric will start dealing to all the little kids. And then a crew will start coming to Emily because they’ll know that she has the hook-up. Then Eric OD’s at some unsupervised party, but now Emily’s getting a cut. And she just switched from Loehman’s to Saks and there’s no way that she’s going back. So when little Suzy Smith shows up in the emergency room and I get called, Suzy pins Emily for selling her the dope. And then she and Eric end up in Juvie. Only upon their release this one gets knocked up by this mope. And then he decides, to keep her from turning a few tricks every now and again, the two of them will start selling drugs out the back of some seedy club bathroom. And meanwhile, I’m at home--- a widow because your father’s heart exploded from the stress--- wondering why I just didn’t lock up this skel in the first place!

{to Kim when she is trying on dresses}
Carlos: What are you doing in there, making the dress?

Carlos: You look fine.
Kim: Fine like “hot” or fine like “okay?”

Dress Shop Employee: You look wonderful.
Kim: Oh yeah?
Carlos: That’s what I was saying, you look wonderful.

Old Man: If you’ll snuggle with me I’ll feel better.
Kim: Well, thanks, but it’s kind of serious.

{to Kim}
Old Man: So who’s the lucky fella.
Carlos: He’s a writer. He’s your age. You might have a chance.

Noble: What I write in my book is true.
Cruz: Those potheads, they say they bought the dope from you.
Noble: Like hell.
Cruz: Well, when I write it in my report, it’s true. {Noble looks at Bosco}
Cruz: Don’t look at him. He’s on my team.

{to Noble}
Cruz: Big fish, not tadpoles.

{to Noble}
Cruz: Play me once, shame on you. Play me twice, shame on me.

{to Eric’s mom}
Yokas: Giving an underclassman Special K wouldn’t be what I would call mentoring.

{waiting for Noble to meet Willie G.}
Cruz: Fine, he got a hundred on his parallel parking. Let’s go.

Kim: Oh, I forgot deodorant. We got to stop at a drug store.
Carlos: You can borrow some of mine.
Kim: Oh, thanks.
Carlos: I’ve worked a double with you. You can get pretty ripe.

Yokas: Did you buy the drugs with him?
Emily: I already answered this question. No, I did not.
Yokas: Then he is a liar, Emily. And that is not love. That is somebody who doesn’t even like you.

Kim: Thanks for everything.
Carlos: Thanks for helping me get my job back. I know you stood up for me in front of that board.
Kim: Well, the truth got you your job back.