IMPULSE (07) 11/14/99 8:00p
If you make Bosco look like a fool you get beat up. Ask that Jason kid. He’d know.

{to Davis’ mom}
Sully: When I was a kid all the assistant principles were escaped Nazi war criminals.

{about Davis}
Maggie Davis: I had to threaten him with castration to keep him out of the Marines.
Sully: Careful now, Semper Fi.

{to Davis}
Sully: After you see a couple of these burn jobs you never look at a plate of barbecue quite the same way.

{to Bobby about Matty}
Kim: Bobby, he’s not coming home from camp. He was in prison.

Sully: You see this car fire up the street?
Graney: Hard to miss.

{to Bobby about his getting his house ready for Matty}
Kim: You can’t babyproof the universe.

{to Bobby about Matty}
Kim: If cough medicine’s gonna send him off the deep end, the guy doesn’t have a prayer. Are you gonna drain the air conditioner too? In case he starts sucking on the freon.
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{to Carlos about Morales - sarcastically}
Doc: If she gets any hotter for you her thong’s gonna melt.

Davis: So that's what you guys talked about? Me?
Sully: No, not really. I was too busy trying to get in your mom's pants.

{to Bobo, an older patient}
Bobby: You mean to tell me men used to get to be on top?

Carlos: She got sideswiped by our bus.
Morales: Let me guess, you were driving.

{to Carlos}
Morales: I hope you’re proud of yourself. You destroyed people’s lives today.

{about Morales}
Carlos; She was wrong, and she won’t admit it.
Doc: And if it turns out you’re wrong, will you?

Sully: You can beat a dog to make it stay, but it's fear not respect.
Bosco: Who cares, as long as it's too frightened to bite.

{about Jimmy}
Bobby: The man climbs a tree, he’s a hero.

Kim: When was the last time you sat down with your son, listened to what he likes to do?
Jimmy: Joey and I have a great time together.
Kim: Working on your cars and going to the gym?
Jimmy: Hey, he never complains to me about it.
Kim: I guess we'll just have to wait 'til he climbs a tree, won't come down.

{to Davis, after a cab driver in a traffic accident calls Davis 'Your Majesty’}
Sully: Why don't you clear us, Your Majesty.

Bosco: Justice delayed is justice denied.
Yokas: Justice? What beating on a--- a defenseless prisoner? I don't know if that's what our founding fathers had in mind.
Bosco: Oooh, so now we only dispense street justice when you think it's appropriate.
Yokas: What is that supposed to mean?

Kim: You got stuff for his lunchbox?
Jimmy: I think I even got fruit.

{to Yokas, after he beats up a suspect}
Bosco: He knew he was gonna get a beating, I knew I was gonna give it to him. And there are rules. I just followed them.
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{to Davis}
Faith: Look, you decide everyday what kind of cop you’re gonna be. You take a little bit of Sully, you take some of Bosco, add in a lot of yourself. You're gonna be who you're gonna be. You'll find out.

{to Maggie}
Sully: Next time, no subtitles.