HOW DO YOU SPELL BELIEF? (130) 4/22/2005 9:00p
Remember when Carlos was an akward womanizing rookie? Remember when Cruz was a hard, emotionless, one-woman show? I guess this is growing up.
{shopping for an engagement ring}
Carlos: What do you think?
Grace: I can’t believe you’re serious.
Grace: Look, she probably wouldn’t care if it came out of a Cracker Jack box.
Carlos: Setting the bar kinda low.
Grace: We’re talking about Holly. She wears string bracelets.
Carlos: They’re friendship bracelets.
Grace: Made of string.
Grace: I thought you said her parents were a nightmare.
Carlos: Completely. They’re lunatics.
Grace: And that makes you want to marry her?
Carlos: Can you wrap it?
Grace: No! You don’t wrap an engagement ring.
Carlos: I’m gonna be paying for it for the rest of my life. I can’t have a--- a bow?
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Cruz: I’m, uh…I’m gonna be taking some time off soon.
Santiago: You haven’t taken an extra day off in all the time that I’ve known you.
Cruz: Yeah, I’m uh…I’m gonna start treatment.
Santiago: Chemo?
Cruz: Yeah.
Santiago: That’s great, Sarge.
Cruz: Yeah.
Swersky: Did you ask her to shoot for you?!
Bosco: Yes. But she wouldn’t do it. So it made me realize if I was gonna do this, I’d have to do it myself.
{about having someone shoot for him}
Bosco: There’s only one person--- one--- that I trust enough to ask for something like that. Trusted. Past tense.
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Carlos: She thinks I’m amazing.
Grace: What?
Carlos: She took me to meet her parents because she wanted them to see her "amazing" boyfriend.
Grace: You?
Carlos: That’s what I said. And then I don’t know, we were coming home, it was late. I was driving, Holly was asleep on my shoulder. I looked at her and it hit me. This whole Zen-like thing.
Grace: Did you just say "Zen"?
Carlos: I love her. I do. I really do. And if she thinks I’m amazing why the hell wouldn’t I want to marry her?
{at the accident scene}
Yokas: What the hell happened here?
Davis: Sasha just went home from the hospital yesterday. I was supposed to go home and take care of her tonight.
Sully: Well maybe you guys can hire a nurse on a two-fer.
Davis: …I’ll be sore in the morning.
Sully: I’m sore every morning.
Davis: Well, you’re 97 years old.
Santiago: Is Jelly sure they don’t need anything else from us?
Cruz: Eh, detectives never need our help.
Santiago: We’re just the peons, right?
Cruz: Yeah, until they run out of clues and have to do some street work. And then we’re real important to ‘em.
Cruz: Hey, you know what, take this religion stuff one step at a time. You start talking about "master plan" and I’m gonna quit before I start.
Santiago: No problema.
Cruz: What do you think the plan is for you?
Santiago: Hey, that’s not for us peons to know, Sarge.
Jelly: Who was it that said "if you wanna get rich, start a religion."?
{Yokas gives Jelly a look}
Jelly: You really gotta start watching the History Channel.
Yokas: Yeah, in my spare time.
Bosco: Why are you so pissed at me?
Swersky: I got two cops hurt at a traffic accident. Double murder at the accident scene. Another double murder which might be connected at a church. And two dead in a drive by. That’s today! Why am I pissed? Because I need you out there Bosco. I need you. And now I may not have you!
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{to Stevie}
Yokas: Sir? Don’t… Don’t make me chase you.
Cruz: This war of yours is over right now.
Strongtown Rider: We got no war.
Cruz: Hey, if you were doing each other, that would be fine, I could live with that. But now you’re shooting kids and old people.
Santiago: I talked to the IAB guys. The shooting’s gonna go on policy. His gun was recovered. You’re golden. And they wanna talk to you at the house, though.
Cruz: I don’t need you to talk to me about procedure, Manny. I’m a sergeant.
Santiago: Sorry.
Cruz: And would it surprise you to know that it doesn’t feel so golden to kill a 13 year old?
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Dante: I thought you were open-minded.
Emily: And I thought you were sane.
Dante: Don’t belittle my beliefs.
Emily: This is not a belief system. This is ridiculous.
{to Dante}
Emily: Seriously. Just take the eyeliner off and go see a doctor.
Priest: Is there anything I can do for you? Help you?
Grace: I’m not Catholic.
Priest: Well, I won’t tell if you don’t.
Priest: You’re far more resourceful that you think you are.
Grace: How do you know that?
Priest: Look how bad you are at all this. And yet, you walked through the door.
Tommy: Put me on the air or I’m gonna kill this old man and anybody else who gets in my way.