HISTORY (32) 12/18/2000 10:00p
Doc has a moment in his past that he would do anything to get back. In addition to jogging Doc also does Martial Arts. Who knew?

{over the radio}
Jimmy: Uh, Doc, Carlos, some guy just jumped out the window.

Yokas: He's a sports agent and Bosco's pissed at him 'cause the Knicks suck and now I'm gonna be here all day.

Nurse: You tell Nieto I catch him in my cookies again, I'm gonna cut off his hand and feed it to my tropical fish.

{about a patient who started a fire cooking}
Carlos: Maybe she should stick to takeout.

Taylor: What's his problem?
Carlos: Oh, that's Monte Parker saving the world one patient at a time.

{about the flies for his class project}
Carlos: Put my virgins down.

Doc: I thought you were doing great.
Carlos: They grade on a curve.

Bobby: Believe me, if there were coupons my mom would clip 'em.

Carlos: Irregulars. Good prices.
Kim: Yeah, if you've got one arm that's three inches shorter than the other.

Taylor: Doherty says he and Brooke had a great time in the Virgin Islands. Ironic place for them to honeymoon, don't you think?

{about stupid teenage boy tricks}
Yokas: Congratulations Bosco. You overcame your instinct for survival by the sheer force of your own stupidity.

Bobby: Stuff we pulled, it’s a miracle we survived.

Yokas: So, do you have any testosterone laden tales you want to share with us, Sully?
Sully: Uh, not that I want to share.

Kim: Doc was too busy helping mother Teresa with the bandages.
Bobby: Come on, you must have done some crazy stuff man. Give it up.
Doc: Between the Peace Core and the soup kitchen I barely had enough time to train all those seeing eye dogs.

{to Beverly}
Doc: You can’t just come back after 20 years and ruin my life!

{after a previous patient sets a fire cooking, again}
Doc: I guess Darla forgot to order takeout.

Kim: What happened?
Bobby: Doc was playing God again.
Kim: Oh, you got promoted from saint to the big guy?

Taylor: What kind of person would let someone die to prove that they were right?

Carlos: I can't get a D.
Professor: I can give you an F if you want.

{about why she can’t tell KC’s mom the truth}
Beverly: I was a coward then and I'm a coward now.

Carlos: You always do the right thing.
Doc: Not always.
Carlos: More than most?

{to Morales when he finally tells her the truth about Beverly and KC}
Doc: You ever had a moment that you'd give anything to get back?