EXPOSING FAITH (43) 05/14/200110:00p
Oh no you didn't.

{about Emily}
Yokas: She’s copping an attitude with bigger words than she used to.

Brig: You’re good. Him…
Yokas: It’s my cross to bear.
Bosco: What the hell does she have against me?
Yokas: She just doesn’t understand you.

Bosco: Fred and Faith’s Freakfest is on.

Yokas: So I was thinking, if I take the light bulb out we can do it on the fire escape.
Bosco: Why do you have to do that? Hmm?
Yokas: Because if I leave the light bulb in the neighbors might see us.
Bosco: No, why do you have to tell me about it?
Yokas: Because I love that face you make.

Yokas: Bosco, you know what I’m thinking?
Bosco: Hmm?
Yokas: If we did it in two different directions I could get like, ass waffles.

{to Bill}
Bosco: You want to have to go up and face a pissed-off God?

Bosco: I haven’t arrested a hairstyle like that since Michael Jackson was black.
Leroy: Oh, no, you didn’t.

Bosco: Looks like it’s just you and me Fred.
Fred: Lucky me.

Photographer: How does an heiress do that to her hand?
Yokas: I fell off a polo pony.
Photographer: You play polo?
Yokas: No. I just fell off the pony.

Yokas: My daddy has a whole stable of lawyers. He keeps them right next to the ponies.
Photographer: That’s scary.

Leroy: Oh, no, you didn’t.
Bosco: Oh, and quit saying "oh, no, you didn’t." I did. I said it.

{to Fred}
Yokas: "Get my ass down here"? What are you, some kind of Neanderthal man now?

Yokas: Bosco, you get your ass on the other side of that truck. Don’t make me come after you.

Yokas: I’m going to an art gallery opening.
Fred: You never want to go to stuff like that.
Yokas: Well, you never want to spend the whole weekend with your hands on a truck. So, isn’t this great? We’re growing!

Yokas: So, what now?
Photographer: Just have a seat, relax.
Yokas: Yeah, I hate when people say that.

Fred: Leroy, said the guy who’s married to that lady who told Boscorelli off, deserves that truck.
Yokas: So it was my winning personality again, huh?

Yokas: Have you ever made love in the back of a brand new sport Harley Davidson edition pickup truck?
Fred: Mrs. Yokas!