DEMOLITION DERBY (10) 01/10/2000 10:00p
There's people trapped. And they're related. And only one can be saved. And then there was a twist I never saw coming. You'll cry. If you don't cry, you'll at least feel pretty sad.

Yokas: Okay, let’s talk about my sex life. Last night my husband was too drunk to get it up, and it’s kinda bugging me, you know?
Bosco: Whoa. Whoa. That is a little more information than I needed to hear. Now I have a picture.
Yokas: No kidding.
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{about Malcolm after Davis has to chase him for several blocks}
Sully: Little son of a bitch thinks he’s Carl Lewis.

{after Doc tells him that he cancelled his date with "ankle girl" because she looks like his dead wife}
Carlos: Oh yeah, you’re right. I mean, they look exactly alike. They both have hair. Um, man, the resemblance is striking.

{about Doc canceling his date with "ankle girl"}
Carlos: You cancelled because you think she looks like your dead wife. You want my opinion? My opinion is you need help.

Construction Worker: If those central columns have shifted off their pier sections, there’s nothing holding this building on its foundation but gravity.

Reporter: You have your job to do and I have mine.
Bosco: Well, guess what? Today my job wins.
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Carlos: He's not gonna make it. We should cut our losses. There's guys in there that need us.
Doc: Kid, I'm elbow deep in this guy's chest. When it's time to call it quits, I'll tell you.

{over radio}
Captain: Bobby, if those guys can't stand up and walk out with you, you gotta leave them.

Jack: I’m a screw-up. Girls don’t like that.
Bobby: You’d be surprised.

Yokas: Bos, you know what? When somebody has a camera in your face, that's the time to not be a jerk.

Frank: …and this whole slab comes down full force on one of us.
Jimmy: Which one?
Frank: Does it matter?

{to the reporter to get her to give up the camera}
Yokas: Look, I realize what you have to turn yourself into to do your job. I have to do it everyday. But there’s a man in there who wants to leave a final message to his daughter. And this is a moment you need to ask yourself "am I a human being or not?"
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{about how Yokas got the camera}
Bosco: What did you say?
Yokas: Girl talk.

{to Kim}
Jack: So you can hear my confession. So I can meet God, not perfect, but with a clearer heart.