CRIME AND PUNISHMENT: PART I (75) 12/02/2002 9:00p
Chief Hancock is no fun. The new Sully is less fun than the old Sully. The new Bosco is the same amount of fun as the old Bosco, but wears different clothes. Veron Marks is less fun than Chief Hancock. Ambulance accidents are less fun than Vernon Marks. Ambulace accidents make Chief Hancock look fun.

Vernon: I was at my boy’s house.
Bosco: Yeah? Well now you’re going to my house.

{Yokas and Sully see Davis parked outside a store}
Sully: What, has the chief got an important meeting at Macy’s?

{to the shooting victim}
Bosco: Your real name is Wiggy?
Kim: Oh, great. I’m working overtime for a guy named Wiggy.

Bosco: How are you, Diane?
A.D.A. Diane: I haven’t gotten laid since the 90s.

{to the beer truck guy}
Janice: You were a mule in another life! A mule!

Yokas: His, uh, attitude is a bit much.
Davis: Yeah, that’s Sully.
Yokas: No, it’s more like, uh, Sully cubed.

Bosco: How’s Emily doing?
Yokas: She’s all right. I gave her a couple of days off from school.
Bosco: What do you write on the note for that? "Please excuse my daughter’s absence. I accidentally got bank robber brains on her."

Yokas: Hey, Sully, I got our radios for us.
Sully: Yay for us.

Carlos: You and Doc use bath toys?
Joy: Would it make you happy if we did?
Carlos: If I could watch.

{to Bosco}
Cruz: Yeah, thinking seems to be where you run into problems.

{to Bosco}
Vernon: You are one seriously angry little dude.

{about/to Janice and beer truck guy}
Yokas: Now, I think you’re both relatively safe, ‘cause you’re both handcuffed.
Beer Truck Guy: She could bite me!
Yokas: {to the hospital staff} Don’t let her bite him.

{about Bosco}
Miguel: I thought you had to be smart to be a cop.
Cruz: There’s an exception to every rule.

{about Sully’s mother}
Margo: You just want to visit for a minute?
Sully: No, I want to bring her out here and tango with her and take her to the Met.

Swersky: You have the five fillers to stand with Vernon?
Bosco: Five white guys. But they’re all the right height.

Shalike: Officer Boscorelli?
Bosco: Yeah?
Shalike: Thank you.
Miguel: Mom, what you thanking him for? He almost shot me.