This is the chipmunk. Some people think that it is a squirrel, but when I first saw it I thought it was a chipmunk and in the words of Sports Night's Dan Rydell "things stick with you that way." So what happened is I'm going through all the Webdings looking for the movie camera one and I come across the chipmunk. And at first I just chuckle and move on, but then I'm thinking about it and I'm trying to come up with a reason why one would ever need to type a chipmunk. I couldn't come up with one. It seemed so absurd to have a font that included a chipmunk, so absurd that I just had to use it. And it certainly beats the question mark one that I was gonna use before I discovered Alvin, Simon, or Theodore. I think it gives the site that extra little bit of whimsy. And who doesn't like whimsy?


This is a camera. Cameras take pictures, or so I hear. I own a camera, but the battery died like six months ago and I never bought a new one. So I'm a little out of the loop. If you see a camera you should click on it. Because if you do, you'll win a prize. Well, no. But you will see screen captures, which are better than any prize I could provide.


This is an ear. We all have 'em, unless of course you're Van Gogh. And if you are Van Gogh, you're also dead, so the chances of you reading this are somewhere between slim and none. If you click on the ear and have and mp3 player [may I suggest iTunes?], you'll get to hear things like Bosco saying "don't trip on your bling-bling, yo yo" and Carlos giving Taylor's eulogy.


This is two triangles side by side. Technically it's the symbol for fast forward, but here, because this is my website and I can do whatever I want, it's the symbol for a download. If you click it and then wait a few seconds or minutes and have QuickTime the movie that you have selected will either download or play or make your computer explode. If you think the last one is a possibility, I'd suggest skipping the downloads.


This is a speech bubble. Click it and you go back to the quotes. And the computer talks silently.


Take me back to Paradise City, where the grass is green and the Frequently Asked Questions are answered...