CASTLES OF SAND (78) 01/13/2003 9:00p
Sully doesn’t like cheerful people. Bosco doesn’t like knowing about Yokas’ sex life. Yokas doesn’t like domestic abuse involving an old college friend. Carlos doesn’t like Kim, but only for a moment. Jimmy doesn’t like his picture being used to sell impotence cream.

Prosecutor: This is a serious offense against a minor. He grabbed her breast while he was treating her.
Carlos: No that’s not--- I was putting a sling on her arm.
Defense Attorney: {to Carlos} Shut-up.
Tori: My mom would sure be unhappy about last night. She thinks of me as a good girl.
Bosco: Believe me, you are definitely a “good girl.”

Taylor: I wouldn’t need my brother to help me take care of Carlos.
DK: Especially not your brother.

{Jimmy’s girlfriend breaks up with him}
Jimmy: Women.
Kim: Don’t even start.<

{Yokas and Bosco are in a good mood in the locker room before the shift}
Sully: I’ll be inside.
Davis: Why, what’s the rush?
Sully: I don’t want to be in here when those two start singing “Raindrops on Roses.”

{to Jimmy}
Taylor: No, you were a jerk way before this morning.

{to Jimmy}
Taylor: I don’t know why your tart du jour’s giving you a hassle.

Jimmy: I’ll just swear ‘em off all together. No more women.
Walsh: You ain’t sleeping close to me then.
Jimmy: Don’t worry, you’re not my type, I like ‘em a little taller. {starts talking with a lisp} Like DK here, now he’s fine.
DK: I’m no one’s tart du jour, baby.

{about why he apologized to Nicole for brushing against her}
Carlos: I say sorry if I put an I.V. in someone’s arm. It doesn’t mean I was wrong to do it.

Gail the Union Rep.: Have you ever dated a patient? More specifically, did you have sex with a patient under your care and impregnate her?
Carlos: We had a consensual kind of relationship.
Gail: When she complained to the department did you state that this young woman was “nuttier than a damn fruitcake” and that when she came to at the accident scene, the day you met and subsequently had sex with her, that she thought you were her guardian angel sent from heaven. So this consensual relationship was, by your own statements, with a mentally disturbed woman?

{to Carlos}
Gail: Better have a good explanation for every embarrassing aspect of your life.

Yokas: Fred and I have been getting along really well lately.
Bosco: Stop.
Yokas: Bosco, when it rains it pours. And it is raining in the Yokas boudoir, hard.
Bosco: Why do you have to do that?
Yokas: What?
Bosco: I just asked you a simple question, you gotta fill my head with visuals.
Yokas: And women are uptight about sex?

Bosco: A domestic?
Yokas: Ah, definitely not one of my favorite things.
{to Claire about the lamp that had flew out of the window and hit the car}
Bosco: This doesn’t match anything in my place.

Yokas: So how you doing, I mean, you know, in general?
Claire: Fine. I’m doing fine.
Bosco: And yet it’s raining floor lamps outside your apartment.
Claire: You’re a police officer?
Yokas: Yeah, nine years now.
Bosco: Which is why we need to come in and make sure everyone’s all right. Now.

Claire: Ever the stable one.
Yokas: Yeah? Is that what you’re calling it? ‘Cause I was leaning more towards “dull.”

{to Yokas}
Claire: You always built your castles out of stone while the rest of us were using sand.

Yokas: Well, not having one of them keeps you from having to prove how big it is all the time.
Bosco: I know you’re not talking about me specifically.
Yokas: Right.

{to Audrey, Claire’s girlfriend, is concerned about Claire leaving with Yokas}
Bosco: My partner here is getting it overtime from her old man. I wouldn’t worry about it if I was you.
Yokas: Bosco, thank you for sharing.

Carlos: {to Doc} Didn’t I tell you? Everyone who works with her gets screwed somehow.
Kim: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Carlos: If this is about us not working out, I’m sorry.
Kim: “Us”?
Carlos: Let’s not pretend that we didn’t have a romantic history. If that’s why you’re not backing here then I’m sorry, you’ve got some problems.
Kim: You’re delusional Carlos. You can’t even pass a woman without making some juvenile creepy comment. If you “accidentally” ever touched any part of my body, I’d want to be boiled.

Carlos: No, I’m not going to let some crazy bitch ruin my life.
Kim: You talking about me or that girl?
Carlos: Take your pick.

{about Yokas’ friendship with Claire}
Bosco: So come on, how, how good of friends were you? Were you…like, you know, real close? Real close?
Yokas: Oh please Bosco. Grow up.

{Sully and Davis are talking about Carlos while he is sitting in the backseat}
Carlos: Ty, you guys do know that I can hear you through the screen, right?

{about Davis and Carlos}
Sully: You two make a hell of a team. Maybe they’ll let you share a cell.

{to Davis and Carlos about going to see Nicole}
Sully: None of this is a good idea boys.

Bosco: Who knows why anyone develops a taste for the occasional left hook. Maybe you could talk to my mother about it.

Bosco: Artists. They can be pretty existential, huh? {Yokas makes a face like she is about to start laughing}
Bosco: Don’t make a face. I do know some big words.
Yokas: Sorry.

Yokas: You’re dating a burglary victim? Maybe you should work without me more often. I think I cramp your style.
Bosco: You know what? I can live with it.

Bosco: I’m going back over there tonight.
Yokas: That’s the spirit.
Bosco: You know what? I’m ready to go in if you are.
Yokas: When you’re on, you’re on.

Jimmy: I’m not part of your campaign.
Stay Strong Guy: Actually you are a part of it. The top part.