BLACK AND BLUE (100) 1/16/2004 10:00p
Kim sucks at parallel parking. Jimmy helps the fax machine make a comeback. Davis makes fun of Sully. Cruz continues to act like a human being. Doc continues to act like a combination of the old Cruz and Sully. Bosco does that thing where he runs out into gunfire and miraculously survives without a scratch. Monroe continues to act like the Doc of season one. Sully stays bitter and sarcastic. The bad guys get theirs.

Kim: When did you become an old movie buff?
Jimmy: I have a lot of downtime.
Kim: Meaning?
Jimmy: I don’t date. I rarely hang out with the guys. I just go to work and take care of Joey. Who know you could be happy doing that?
Kim: Wow. You’re almost a grown-up.
Jimmy: Almost.

{about Joey}
Kim: I don’t want him thinking that we’re back together again.
Jimmy: So we tell him we’re just dating.
Kim: He doesn’t want us to date, he wants us to be married.

Kim: No more living our drama out in the firehouse.

Davis: I think I’m gonna get this coat.
Sully: Alert the press, Moe.

Moe: You want the old uniform; traditional, professional. That would’ve looked nice on you.
Davis: Yeah.
Sully: Like a wool straightjacket.

Moe: Gendarmes, the French Police. Now that was a beautiful uniform.
Davis: Yeah, I personally try to stay away from any clothing that involves a feather.

{trying on his new jacket}
Davis: How’s it look?
Moe: Pedestrian.
Davis: That’s the look I’m going for.

Moe: You know why your hat has eight points?
Davis: I didn’t know that it did.
Moe: You wear it everyday and never look at it?
Davis: I don’t know what to tell you.

Davis: I’m getting a jacket like you, Sul.
Sully: Great, we’ll be twins.

Davis: What’s with the new unis? What, you rethinking retirement?
Sully: It’s not how you begin the race, it’s how you finish it. And I intend to finish this one with pride and honor. If I fail in those two areas at least I’ll be looking good.

Davis: What was it like being a cop back then?
Sully: Davis, you talk like it was another century.
Davis: 25 years ago, it might as well be.

Cruz: You’d make a good boss.
Monroe: Really? You think so?
Cruz: Yeah, you’re way more levelheaded than I am.

Monroe: You know Cruz, I became a cop because so many kids in my community thought that the police were something to be afraid of. I took this job to change that.

Monroe: Hey, back up. Come on, Graney.
Graney: Hey, Sasha, I spent my last quarter calling you.
Monroe: 9-1-1 is a free call.

Cruz: If this was just a robbery, then why a fight?
Monroe: Toys back there.
Cruz: Kid.
Monroe: That would definitely make me fight.

Davis: We found a woman, she was beaten, robbed, and raped in her car.
Cruz: Do you think there’s any connection?
Sully: I hope not.
Cruz: Why?
Sully: Because she said it was police officers that did it to her.

{to the cops about the rapist/robber}
Doc: You all should find this guy and kill him.

{reading the instructions that the public have been given}
Sully: “Request police photo I.D. card. Check I.D. number against badge number. Call local precinct with badge number.” How to make a crappy job that much crappier.
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Jimmy: Don’t you know that Cosmo says that you should do everything that you can to make your man feel important to you?
Kim: You read Cosmo now?
Jimmy: No. But it does sound like something they’d write, doesn’t it?

Bosco: I never noticed how many of us there are.
Cruz: Yeah, and we’re still outnumbered by all the garbage.

{about an old lady refusing to pull over}
Sully: I know these are unusual times and everything, but she’s pushing all my buttons.

{about Sully}
Old Lady: Isn’t he kind of out of shape to be a cop?
Swersky: That’s uncalled for, lady.
Davis: I’ve been telling him that for years, ma’am.

Bosco: You got any I.D.?
Taxi and Limousine Cop: You kidding me?
Bosco: Am I laughing?

Jimmy: Say hi to your mom for me.
Kim: Really?
Jimmy: Yeah. I like your mom.
Kim: I’m starting to think I should call a doctor.

Moe: A lady like you should have her uniforms tailored.
Monroe: I’ll keep that in mind, sir.

{on the phone}
Kim: I just wanted you to know that I think you’re a much better man than you were say...five years ago.
Jimmy: Is that right?
Kim: Mm-hmm.
Jimmy: Well, I think the same of you.
Kim: Yeah? That I’m a better man?
Jimmy: Absolutely.
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Cruz: You think I’m a good sergeant?
Bosco: Excuse me?
Cruz: As a sergeant, how am I doing?
Bosco: All right...I guess.
Cruz: I, um, I never took that--- the test.
Bosco: Never really thought about it.
Cruz: I was promoted meritoriously.
Bosco: Yeah?
Cruz: Yeah.
Bosco: Good for you.
Cruz: Sometimes I just--- I don’t know, things happen, I just wonder if I’m... if I’m doing a good job.
Bosco: You do fine.
Cruz: Really?
Bosco: Yeah.
Cruz: You think so?
Bosco: You don’t seem to have a problem telling me what to do.
Cruz: Stop the car.
Bosco: See what I mean?
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{seeing the abandoned car and cop car}
Cruz: What’s wrong with this picture?
Bosco: Where the hell is everybody?

Monroe: Sure wouldn’t want to be stuck around there at night.
Sully: Me neither, and I got a gun.

{over radio}
Dispatcher: Suspects should be considered armed and dangerous and will be dressed in NYPD uniforms. Proceed forthwith with extreme caution.

{to Monroe}
Sully: Be careful. Somebody’s gonna get hurt tonight.

{while in a shootout with the real cops}
Vinnie: I can’t do this.
Phil: Leave and I’ll kill you.

Bosco: When’s your 46?
Phil: What?
Bosco: Your next 46. When is it?
Phil: Oh, it’s uh {reaches for his gun}
Bosco: {firing} Wrong answer. Your 46 is your vacation.
Cruz: Yeah, you’ll be spending yours upstate.

Kim: I want to tell everyone.
Jimmy: What?
Kim: I want everyone to know.
Jimmy: What are you talking about?
Kim: About us. I want them to know.