A THOUSAND POINTS OF LIGHT (20) 04/24/2000 10:00p
Bobby would rather have 84 cents than a Britney Spears tape. Bosco would rather have Nicole meet his mother on a night when a risqué birthday cake isn’t involved.

Bosco: I’m just not sure the night for Nicole to meet my mother is the night her bitter divorced friends gather her up, get her drunk on lite beer, and carve up a penis birthday cake while come male stripper writes "happy 50th Rose" in the air with his unit.

Bosco: Great, we get to direct traffic for the bucket boys. If this isn’t the start of a great day, I don’t know what the hell is.

{to Sully}
Davis: You know, you know how to suck the romance right out of internet dating.

{to Davis reading the ad he wrote about Sully}
Sully: "Law enforcement official"? You forget how to spell "cop?"

{to Carlos}
Vangie: Hurt me now, miss me later.

{cleaning out the ambulance looking for the watch}
Bobby: Anything?
Kim: 84 cents and a, oh…Britney Spears tape.
Bobby: I’ll take the 84 cents.

Bosco: Families don’t work, schools don’t work. The system’s a joke. Who the hell’s supposed to be looking out for kids?
Yokas: Me. You.

{about Vangie’s suicide attempt}
Kim: Looks like an overdose.
Bobby: Looks like a performance at the Met.

Sully: Sunder Walker, you’re under arrest.
Sunder: For what?
Davis: Assault in the second degree. I know it’s a tongue twister. You’ll have the next three to five to practice it.

Davis: If you’re young and you’re black and you read about people taking 40 bullets and broomsticks from the cops who are supposed to be protecting you, then when there’s trouble who do you trust? The cops or yourself?

{about Vangie}
Carlos: The girl is four short of a six pack. For all I know she could show up nursing a Tickle Me Elmo telling me how it looks just like me.

Bobby: I miss the dark. I’m a night person.
Kim: Transfer to Alaska. It’s dark all day in winter.
Bobby: Yeah, thought about it. You can’t get good bagels in Alaska.

Kim: If city equipment were any less durable, it would be made out of tissue paper.

Malcolm: When have you ever once done right by me?
Davis: I’m doing it now.

Doc: I’m trying to get past the things I’ve lost. Trying to learn how to appreciate the things I have.