ANYWHERE BUT HERE (02) 09/26/1999 8:00p
Some guy shot Jerry. His name was Michael. Bosco found Michael, the guy who shot Jerry. Michael shot Bosco, but Bosco was wearing a vest. Bosco pushed Michael out a window, probably because he was mad at Michael for shooting Jerry and then shooting him. Bosco went out the window with Michael. Yokas laughed at Bosco in the ambulance. Ah, what are friends for?

Sully: Hey Tancredi, you want to bitch at somebody, bitch at me. I'm senior, this is my screw-up. Course, then I'd have to bring up some embarrassing highlights from your star-studded career.

{about Bosco}
Sully: He doesn't even know where he's going.
Yokas: Like that's ever stopped him before.

{about Bosco and his extra guns}
Sully: Air weight, matches your head.

Bosco: You jealous Sullivan?
Sully: Of your extra guns? If you fall over you'll explode.

Yokas: Okay, so what happens next? You guys unzip, I get a tape measure?
Sully: Won't take much more than a kiddie ruler for Bosco.
Bosco: Yardstick.
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Amy: So you guys are firemen?
Kim: That's what the patch says.

Fred: So we'll cut back.
Yokas: On what? Food, heat, or clothing?

Yokas: I can't fight about this with you right now.
Fred: Who's fighting?
Yokas: We are.
Fred: You hear me yelling?
Yokas: That's not how you fight.
Fred: How do I fight?
Yokas: You answer everything with a question.
Fred: That's fighting? Okay if I ask one more question? Could I have some pudding in my lunch too?

{to Jimmy, who is waiting outside her apartment}
Kim: Waiting for an unsuspecting virgin to walk by?

{about the bad radio}
Bosco: You know I had this thing three times last week.
Riley: Only 'cause I get two days off.

{about Jerry}
Bobby: My first day he kissed me.
Kim: Yeah, but you liked it.

{about why Riley doesn't like him}
Bosco: It was only a glancing blow.
Yokas: He took ten stitches.

{to Yokas and Bosco about a drunk guy in the park}
Bobby: He's all yours officer.
Kim: Don't say we never gave you anything.

Yokas: Hey, you're wearing a vest.
Kim: Yeah, my ex-husband's idea of a birthday gift.
Yokas: Yeah, I usually get a dustbuster or something equally romantic.
Kim: Yeah, a dustbuster I could use. This thing is just hot and uncomfortable. Not to mention it looks like I'm wearing a barrel.
Bosco: You look pretty good to me.

Bosco: Did you have to embarrass me like that?
Yokas: Sorry. I'll go back to letting you do it yourself.
Bosco: Thanks.

{about/to the drunk guy}
Yokas: What about him?
Bosco: Oh, yeah. Don't fall down anymore.
Yokas: That's it?
Bosco: What else do you want me to do? Let him shower up at my place?
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{about working with Sully}
Davis: I feel like I'm riding around with my grandmother.
Carlos: She's pretty quiet?
Davis: Nah. She's a bitch.

Doc: You ever think about quitting?
Sully: Only about 25 times a day.
Doc: Why don't you?
Sully: Day's not over yet.

{about Amber}
Davis: So she's a prostitute, huh?
Sully: Can't slip nothin' past you.

{to Bobby}
Kim: You know what? You're gonna end up one of those lonely old guys shuffling around the park feeding stale rolls to pigeons.
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{the drunk guy takes a crap in the car and they spray air freshener}
Bosco: Now it just smells like somebody took a dump in a pine forest.
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{after Carlos has been hanging out the window of a high rise holding onto someone}
Carlos: What the hell took you so long?
Jimmy: It's nice to see you, too.

{to Yokas}
Bosco: You coming in or are you gonna stay out here and open up a soup kitchen?

Bosco: I should've shot him.
Yokas: But you didn't.
Bosco: I could've.
Yokas: But you didn't.

{about Davis' father}
Sully: One second your dad was laughing and the next he was dead. The kind of details you want, I don't have. That was the worst day of my life.
Davis: Mine too.
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