AND ZEUS WEPT(44) 05/21/200110:00p
The second season finale. Faith Yokas doesn't like Britney Spears. Sully can't remember Jeff Goldblum's name.


{voiceover}
Sully: I don’t know that I understand the theory part of it, but I get the chaos.

{Emily is wearing a very short shirt}
Yokas: What happened, Em? Your shirt shrink?
Emily: This is how everybody dresses.
Yokas: Really? Well, maybe if you were like some 30-year-old divorcee desperate for a husband, maybe, maybe, I’d let you dress like that.
Emily: I can wear what I want.
Yokas: Since when? What, did I die and suddenly this became a democracy?

Yokas: I swear to God, I think the government should regulate, like, access to Britney Spears for minors like they do tobacco and alcohol and X rated movies.

Bosco: She’s cute.
Yokas: Who?
Bosco: Emily. She’s gonna have nice legs.
Yokas: She’s 12.
Bosco: If I was 12…I’d do her.
Yokas: Bosco.
Bosco: Hmm?
Yokas: This conversation’s over.

{about the Yokas family’s truck}
Bosco: Have you gone out to Jersey and gone off road?
Yokas: Oh, yeah, we’re gonna do that right after the tractor pull.

{about why kids kill other kids}
Lombardo: The media plays some role, Doc.
Doc: So do hormones. What are we gonna do, lock up all teenage boys?
Walsh: That’s not such a bad idea.

Yokas: It’s not supposed to be like this. This isn’t the world we want. This isn’t the world I want. It’s not supposed to be like this.

{to Jimmy about Bobby}
Kim: He shot Bobby, and I, um, I thought he was gonna kill me too. I just can’t get it out of my head, you know? I miss him, Jimmy. I miss him everyday, so much.

{they found the school shooter and ESU has shown up}
Yokas: Now what?
Sully: Ask the Marines.

Yokas: We gotta hold our kids, Fred. We got to.
Fred: We will.