A HERO'S REST (33) 1/15/2001 10:00p
Some guy on a yellow bicycle doesn’t like cops. Bosco doesn’t believe in luck. Sgt. Christopher doesn’t like being nice. Davis doesn’t want Sully on his island. Yokas doesn’t want to get out of line.


Bosco: If they just gave me the power to decide who lives and dies I could make this world a better place.
Sully: Bosco as God.
Bosco: Morons, shouldn't have driver's licenses.
Yokas: Even worse, Bosco as the DMV.
Davis: Isn’t that a lateral move?

Davis: If you won the lotto you could buy a helicopter to get to work.
Sully: To get to work?
Davis: What are you gonna do? Sit at home all day?
Yokas: Yeah 70 million dollars, I’m gonna be strapping on a bulletproof vest ‘cause I need a hobby.

Yokas: I'll tell them you're here.
Sully: Plotting the murder of everyone you don't like.
Davis: After you take away their driver's licenses.
Bosco: Morons!

{after Rudy steals right in front of Bosco and then Bosco knocks him over}
Bosco: You are stupider than even I can believe Rudy.
Rudy: Oh, my head.
Bosco: Your head? Like there's anything vital that can be hurt in there.

{after someone shoots Rudy in the back of the police car}
Kim: You guys sure you're okay?
Yokas: Yeah, I'll let you know when my ass unpuckers.
Bobby: Mine wouldn't until April.

Yokas: Who would want to hurt Rudy Granger?
Bosco: Obviously someone who wants me to have a really bad day.
Davis: I bet you Rudy’d say his day was worse.

{thinking about what he would do if he won the lottery}
Davis: You ever been to Jamaica?
Sully: What, Queens?
Davis: Yeah, have you ever been to Jamaica, Queens Sully?

{still talking about the lottery – to Sully}
Davis: All right, you know what? When I win you're not invited to my island.

Sully: I don't come to work to give my life for anything.

Yokas: He just shot those guys for no reason.
Bosco: He had a reason.
{Bosco grabs Yokas’ badge}

{to Fred after he hears about the shootings and wants her to call in sick}
Yokas: This is what I am. This is what I do. I'm a cop. And I can't expect someone else to sit in that seat for me. Don't ask me to do that, please.

{during roll call}
Swersky: One PP called this morning and asked me if I thought we needed the task force up here. Their thinking was that some of you might not want to come to work today. I knew that was unnecessary. Thank you for proving me right, again.

Yokas: We’re like dead men walking here.

Yokas: Good luck.
Bosco: I don't believe in luck.
Yokas: Then be careful.

Yokas: I really wanted to win.
Bosco: Come on, you'd miss me too much.

Bosco: I wonder if I would have shown up for work the next day like those coffee shop employees. Yeah, I would have been there. You bet I would.